Can anyone lend us a tent?

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Aug 29, 2008 9:44 am

To be honest Tubby, I don't think there's anything, anyone, anywhere can teach you about camp........ :roll:

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:06 am

Don't split it. :laugh:

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22659

I can teach to how to bivvy up or at a push you could construct a sangar. Oh how I miss lying in puddles.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22659

During the waaaaaaaaaaaaaawarrr.............

I remember someone jumping in the wrong trench during an air raid. The latrines were full and were in the process of being moved to another hole.

Ooooo did he pong a bit!!

grabec · **Posted:** Fri Aug 29, 2008 1:05 pm

ADG wrote:

Good advice required......no time wasters.

My advice is, don't do it :grin:

The very thought of camping gives me the collywobbles

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Fri Aug 29, 2008 1:10 pm

grabec wrote:

ADG wrote:

Good advice required......no time wasters.

My advice is, don't do it :grin:

The very thought of camping gives me the collywobbles

A pair of your knickers would do the job.

grabec · **Posted:** Fri Aug 29, 2008 1:11 pm

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

grabec wrote:

ADG wrote:

Good advice required......no time wasters.

My advice is, don't do it :grin:

The very thought of camping gives me the collywobbles

A pair of your knickers would do the job.

They'd be more salubrious than a pair of yours, at any rate :coool:

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Fri Aug 29, 2008 1:18 pm

grabec wrote:

A pair of your knickers would do the job.

They'd be more salubrious than a pair of yours, at any rate :coool:

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Hang on, I'll just look that word up. :uhoh:

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Fri Aug 29, 2008 1:21 pm

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

grabec wrote:

A pair of your knickers would do the job.

They'd be more salubrious than a pair of yours, at any rate :coool:

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Hang on, I'll just look that word up. :uhoh:

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Woman! :evil:

I go commando, even when walking out with ADG.

He requires easy access. :wink:

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Fri Aug 29, 2008 9:22 pm

I'm going camping on a gadgie-only weekend in a few weeks. I'm looking forward to it, but I'm worried about one of the blokes that's supposed to be coming. He is a right workie-ticket and will either be:

a) Arrested

b) Badly beaten

c) Set on fire

He can't take his drink and is one of those tossers who just pukes wherever he is, makes no effort to find a toilet or anything. Whoever shares a tent with him will wake up in vomit, there's no doubt about it.

Can anyone lend us a tent?

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