Women and objects in beds

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Sat Jul 12, 2008 6:42 am

Our lass has always had a habit of dumping stuff on the bed, and when it comes to going to sleep just shoving it all under the pillow.

Now this has progressed to just shoving everything to one side. I went to bed late last night, and had to tip toe and leave the light off so the bairn wouldn't wake up.

It was like the generation game. Among the mass of detritus on my side of the bed I could distinguish a teaspoon, her mobile, a book, three of the bairn's squeaky toys, nail clippers, a tube of moisturiser, a hairgrip and a bra.

Is it just me that has to suffer this, or do other bewers have this annoying habit as well?

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Sat Jul 12, 2008 7:07 am

It was like the generation game. Among the mass of detritus on my side of the bed I could distinguish a teaspoon, her mobile, a book, three of the bairn's squeaky toys, nail clippers, a tube of moisturiser, a hairgrip and a bra.

Are you staying over at Mr I's :laugh:

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Sat Jul 12, 2008 10:38 am

townendtimmy wrote:

Are you staying over at Mr I's :laugh:

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22659

poolieinnottingham wrote:

Our lass has always had a habit of dumping stuff on the bed, and when it comes to going to sleep just shoving it all under the pillow.

Can't she use the toilet like everyone else? Personally I wouldn't stand for that, its all a bit Max Mosley.

TheGingerPoolie · **Posted:** Sat Jul 12, 2008 3:13 pm

I'm just surprised that no-one on here's picked up on the questionable phrasing of the thread's title. Usually a field day over things like that on here clappp

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22659

TheGingerPoolie wrote:

I'm just surprised that no-one on here's picked up on the questionable phrasing of the thread's title. Usually a field day over things like that on here clappp

Over to you Mutley, time to get your photos out.

Spender · **Posted:** Sat Jul 12, 2008 5:38 pm

A lot of women object when I get in bed.

But sheer animal magnetism and the drink and drugs generally win the day. :grin:

Even if they're straight and sober......... :shock:

katcha · **Posted:** Sat Jul 12, 2008 6:19 pm

Mr I wrote:

TheGingerPoolie wrote:

I'm just surprised that no-one on here's picked up on the questionable phrasing of the thread's title. Usually a field day over things like that on here clappp

Over to you Mutley, time to get your photos out.

thats what i was expecting too :shock:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Sat Jul 12, 2008 6:42 pm

poolieinnottingham wrote:

Our lass has always had a habit of dumping stuff on the bed, and when it comes to going to sleep just shoving it all under the pillow.

Now this has progressed to just shoving everything to one side. I went to bed late last night, and had to tip toe and leave the light off so the bairn wouldn't wake up.

It was like the generation game. Among the mass of detritus on my side of the bed I could distinguish a teaspoon, her mobile, a book, three of the bairn's squeaky toys, nail clippers, a tube of moisturiser, a hairgrip and a bra.

Is it just me that has to suffer this, or do other bewers have this annoying habit as well?

our lass leaves the hair drier, hair straighteners, bag of make up, hairbrush, clothes she's just changed out of, dressing gown she gets out of prior to getting ready again if we're going out, towels and anything else to hand that she's been using/wearing :evil:

katcha · **Posted:** Sat Jul 12, 2008 6:50 pm

parmopooly wrote:

poolieinnottingham wrote:

Our lass has always had a habit of dumping stuff on the bed, and when it comes to going to sleep just shoving it all under the pillow.

Now this has progressed to just shoving everything to one side. I went to bed late last night, and had to tip toe and leave the light off so the bairn wouldn't wake up.

It was like the generation game. Among the mass of detritus on my side of the bed I could distinguish a teaspoon, her mobile, a book, three of the bairn's squeaky toys, nail clippers, a tube of moisturiser, a hairgrip and a bra.

Is it just me that has to suffer this, or do other bewers have this annoying habit as well?

our lass leaves the hair drier, hair straighteners, bag of make up, hairbrush, clothes she's just changed out of, dressing gown she gets out of prior to getting ready again if we're going out, towels, strap-on :shock:

and anything else to hand that she's been using/wearing :evil:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Sat Jul 12, 2008 6:51 pm

oi!!!!!

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Sat Jul 12, 2008 7:43 pm

Our lass is 4 foo 10 but she sleeps either in a crucifix pose or on my side of the bed now thats bad enough without her lying odds n ends all around the bed.
Howay PIN put yer foot down, mind the hairdryer though :laugh:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sun Jul 13, 2008 7:12 pm

Mr I wrote:

TheGingerPoolie wrote:

I'm just surprised that no-one on here's picked up on the questionable phrasing of the thread's title. Usually a field day over things like that on here clappp

Over to you Mutley, time to get your photos out.

Miss Tigga · **Posted:** Tue Jul 15, 2008 12:39 pm

It's not a general woman thing. I would never do that.

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