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Spender · **Posted:** Sat Jul 12, 2008 6:22 pm

Clack your chuddy??

You know, wrap it round your tongue, make an airspace and then bite it so it goes 'clack.'

'Cos if you do, you should be dragged through the streets naked, behind a donkey while the populace throw broken glass and faeces at you. :evil:

I hadn't heard that noise in over 18 moths and then I was passing.....guess where...MacDonalds and it happened. :shock:

I went inside and steamed her face, she won't be doing that again, well you can't without cheeks..... clappp

What are you fookers going to do when the world is coated in chewing gum and can't breathe?? :roll:

katcha · **Posted:** Sat Jul 12, 2008 6:24 pm

move to singapore

verbalkint · **Joined:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:08 pm **Posts:** 3135

why ? dont they have McDonalds over there

katcha · **Posted:** Sat Jul 12, 2008 6:27 pm

verbalkint wrote:

why ? dont they have McDonalds over there

no chuddy

Spender · **Posted:** Sat Jul 12, 2008 6:33 pm

Quite right. I think chewing gum is an arrestable offence in Singo. I am writing to their government to advocate laws against baseball caps, darloids, Poundshops that don't sell nif DVD's, Manchester United, moisturiser, alcohol free urine and fat blokes. Oh and ugly bewers.

Who's signing the petition?? :grin:

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Sat Jul 12, 2008 7:46 pm

Spender wrote:

Quite right. I think chewing gum is an arrestable offence in Singo. I am writing to their government to advocate laws against baseball caps, darloids, Poundshops that don't sell nif DVD's, Manchester United, moisturiser, alcohol free urine and fat blokes. Oh and ugly bewers.

Who's signing the petition?? :grin:

Not Mr I, you and quite a few blokes on here :grin:

gremmlin · **Joined:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:23 am **Posts:** 3141

can you add siver audi drivers to your list?? :coool:

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Sat Jul 12, 2008 9:03 pm

Spender wrote:

Clack your chuddy??

You know, wrap it round your tongue, make an airspace and then bite it so it goes 'clack.'

'Cos if you do, you should be dragged through the streets naked, behind a donkey while the populace throw broken glass and faeces at you. :evil:

I hadn't heard that noise in over 18 moths and then I was passing.....guess where...MacDonalds and it happened. :shock:

I went inside and steamed her face, she won't be doing that again, well you can't without cheeks..... clappp

What are you fookers going to do when the world is coated in chewing gum and can't breathe?? :roll:

Kev, you should really charge people to visit the planet you live on, you would make a fortune

PS

What does 'steamed her face' mean?

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Sun Jul 13, 2008 4:23 pm

gremmlin wrote:

can you add siver audi drivers to your list?? :coool:

TheGingerPoolie · **Posted:** Sun Jul 13, 2008 5:08 pm

You get 30 or 40 lashings if you're caught using or in possession of chewing gum in Singapore. The place is a utopia

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Jul 14, 2008 10:11 am

TalbotAvenger wrote:

Spender wrote:

Clack your chuddy??

You know, wrap it round your tongue, make an airspace and then bite it so it goes 'clack.'

'Cos if you do, you should be dragged through the streets naked, behind a donkey while the populace throw broken glass and faeces at you. :evil:

I hadn't heard that noise in over 18 moths and then I was passing.....guess where...MacDonalds and it happened. :shock:

I went inside and steamed her face, she won't be doing that again, well you can't without cheeks..... clappp

What are you fookers going to do when the world is coated in chewing gum and can't breathe?? :roll:

Kev, you should really charge people to visit the planet you live on, you would make a fortune

PS

What does 'steamed her face' mean?

When they've cooked their mank-burgers, they put them in a steamer to keep 'em moist and hot. If you shove someones kite in it, all the skin will drop off. :grin:

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