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 Post subject: RULE BRITANNIA !!!!
PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 4:21 pm 
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Finally after joint last place at Eurovision...

England fail to qualify for Euro 2008 etc...

....Britain's Mark Cavendish has just won the fifth stage of the Tour de France. What a finish !!!!

LAND OF HOPE AND GLORY
MOTHER OF THE FREE
HOW SHALL WE EXTOL THEE ?
WHO ARE BORN OF THEE

WIDER, STILL AND WIDER
SHALL THY BOUNDS BE SET
GOD WHO MADE THEE MIGHTY
MAKE THEE MIGHTIER YET !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE ONNNNNNNNNNNNN YOUUUUUUUUUUUU BRITS !!!!!!

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 Post subject: Re: RULE BRITANNIA !!!!
PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 4:44 pm 
I wonder what his performance enhancing drug of choice was?

I'll go for Nandrolone.


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 4:49 pm 
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I thought Nandrolone was Portugal's centre half confised

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 Post subject: Re: RULE BRITANNIA !!!!
PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 7:05 pm 
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It's pretty much impossible to win certain sports without drugs; sprinting, Tour de France (and other places that they nail on to it)


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 Post subject: Re: RULE BRITANNIA !!!!
PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 7:55 pm 
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Yes i agree over 90% of riders are on drugs but i'm positive cavindish is not one of them.


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 Post subject: Re: RULE BRITANNIA !!!!
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I've heard his autobiography will be in the shops this weekend!

rolfl rolfl rolfl


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 Post subject: Re: RULE BRITANNIA !!!!
PostPosted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:39 am 
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Think about it: these guys can ride up an 8% slope to the top of a mountain faster than you can pedal on the flat, then after an hour or more doing that still find the effort to sprint the last kilometre uphill. Is that natural?

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 Post subject: Re: RULE BRITANNIA !!!!
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Richard M. Head wrote:
Think about it: these guys can ride up an 8% slope to the top of a mountain faster than you can pedal on the flat, then after an hour or more doing that still find the effort to sprint the last kilometre uphill. Is that natural?


No, that's what makes this win more impressive.

He's being tipped to win in Beijing now.


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