One of the greatest songs ever produced in Britain by Eurovision representatives outside of the contest:

Do you just sit at home every night watching eurovision re-runs?

Well apparantly people say I talk about it alot which is frankly a load of bollocks, because I never do - I'm only doing this to have a joke and wind offshore up.

I only address Eurovision related tit-bits to the Mutley as I know the slightest mention of it just in passing raises the Bunker's hackles.

And you don't simply have Eurovision re-runs by the way:

a) In the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland we call them "repeats".

b) You'd need to buy the DVDs to watch all the past contests - which I don't have, so I'm not the closet Eurovision fan you think I am.

By the way, great website: http://www.esctoday.com/

Also, I read next Tuesday BBC - Celebrity Cash in the Attic (let me laugh about that for a minute) with Jan Leeming, host of the 1982 Eurovision Song Contest in that most glamorous of locations - HARROGATE.

She's auctioning the dress she wore that night for charidee apparantly.

Of all the great locations its been hosted:
Cannes
Vienna
Paris
Amsterdam
Brussels
Lausanne
Rome
Istanbul
Athens

And which glamorous world-class cities do the BBC choose to host the contest in the past:
Brighton (less said about that the better)
Harrogate
Birmingham (with all those miserable Brummies)

Mutley's a closet teddy boy .... He's really a draped coat rock and roll man kentish

No wonder he liked Cliff Richard, then.

Yes Yes Kentish