Jeeps/Chelsea Tractors/Utes or whatever they're called.

I've got nowt against them, but I just wish their drivers would learn to park the fecking things.

Every time I go to the supermarket there's at least two or three straddling two spaces. The best laugh is when you see a diminutive gadgie or bewer struggle to climb in the things, then peer over the top of the wheel nervously as they try and manouvre round the car park without twatting anything. what's wrong with a standard car or even an estate if you need a bit of extra space?

You should quietly chuckle to yourself at all the additional expensive fuel they're paying for to move their tons of iron around.

not to mention their road fund licence

I sense another Snowy rant

Anyone who drives around town in a vehicle with an engine the size of a car ferry, bodywork pumped up with metal steroids, chrome bull bars to avoid the majestic herds of migrating Wildebeeste in Tescos' car park, so many headlights that if you turned them all on the battery would melt, tyres that cost more than the average family car, that takes up four spaces in a car park is beyond parody and the mere vehicle points you out as an attention seeking twat.
I wish to state that I believe that the entire climate change bandwagon is a job creation scheme for the dimmer end of the student production line... however.... I also believe that wasting valuable resourses and energy to produce and power vehicles such as this to propel around town a chunky gold chain is pure waste...

Are you including Ulrika in this? She has 4 kids by 4 different blokes...

Since when did you join the tree-huggers?

I think in order to buy one, you should stand in front of it while Snowy drives it at you at 50mph. If you survive you can have it for nowt and if you survive him reversing it over you, you get eight quid cash back.

Climate change is a job creation scheme and a brilliant tax scam for the gullible with a consience...... for example, supermarket provides free carrier bags....in the interests of climate change they start charging ...result.... supermarket makes a profit on something it previously gave away for free..it gets praised for its 'green credentials'... we pay more....govt gets more tax from supermarkets ...who loses out? ...we do.
AS FOR YOUR ORIGINAL QUESTION..... whilst I despise the concept of climate change, I also despise those who waste anything when there's no need and to me. the 4x4 is the living symbol

I'd fit snow chains to it first then when I'd finished my multiple reverses and several handbrake turns, I'd put the 4x4 out to stud with a stretch limo and strangle it's offspring at birth.

That'd do it like......

Anyone got a manual for a Unimog...?