Masters embarrassment

pde147 · **Posted:** Sun Jun 15, 2008 4:54 pm

I loved the 91 squad. But I'm sick of seeing them at the masters.

We've had a great laugh for 3 years just taking part and seeing the 'old gang' again. What about actually trying to compete next time by choosing people who are fit enough to give a good showing.

A quick scan of MadJohn's site and I've come up with the following list of suitable players with their ages at the time of the next master's :

mark tinkler 34
eiffion williams 34*
gordon watson 36*
paul stephenson 39*
jan ove pedersen 39
nicky southall 35
don hutchison 36
micky barron 34*
darren knowles 37*
kevin henderson 34*
martin hollund 34*
tony lormor 37*
chris freestone 35
hugh robertson 34*
tommy widdrington 38*

* = out of pro football and a realistic prospect.

Now that's a team I'd go and watch and may well win the bloody thing. In fact I'd pay the admission money to see Hugh.

aido87 · **Posted:** Sun Jun 15, 2008 6:08 pm

if tony lormor is 37, my cock is a bloater

and can talk

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Sun Jun 15, 2008 6:43 pm

aido87 wrote:

if tony lormor is 37, my cock is a bloater

and can talk

http://www.soccerbase.com/players_detai ... yerid=4608

What language does it speak?

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37258

aido87 wrote:

if tony lormor is 37, my cock is a bloater

and can talk

He was born on the 29th of October1970, now by my reckoning that makes him.......

....37!!!

...and what exactly did your 'bloater' have to say...? rolfl

aido87 · **Posted:** Sun Jun 15, 2008 7:13 pm

is speak english and said (in a very quiet voice) :

fook me, he looks older than that :uhoh:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37258

Mind you, I thought he was older than that too :laugh:

aido87 · **Posted:** Sun Jun 15, 2008 7:19 pm

that makes my cock feel better

Fensy · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:15 pm **Posts:** 6473

pde147 wrote:

I loved the 91 squad. But I'm sick of seeing them at the masters.

mark tinkler 34
eiffion williams 34*
micky barron 34*
kevin henderson 34*
martin hollund 34*

chris freestone 35
hugh robertson 34*

* = out of pro football and a realistic prospect.

Now that's a team I'd go and watch and may well win the bloody thing. In fact I'd pay the admission money to see Hugh.

I believe that players have to be 35 years of age or old in order to play in the competition, so those who are 34 this time next year will be ineligable, I might be wrong like

Seeing as you had Freestone down to be 35 next year I had a quick check on soccerbase and MJs site as he played for us last yerar and Boro today and he will be 37 in September

no6bus · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:55 pm **Posts:** 5095

but isnt collett only 34

mind i thought the title of this thread was about darlows performance against the smoggies rolfl

peterleepoolie · **Posted:** Sun Jun 15, 2008 9:47 pm

Must Admit Robbie Mckinnons first half shot v boro nearly took there keepers hand off.

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Sun Jun 15, 2008 10:05 pm

no6bus wrote:

but isnt collett only 34

mind i thought the title of this thread was about darlows performance against the smoggies rolfl

How did that go ?

aido87 · **Posted:** Sun Jun 15, 2008 10:24 pm

chip fireball wrote:

aido87 wrote:

that makes my cock feel better

my understanding is that you are 40 in september mr aido although you look older.

i point this out as i understand at that point you are desperate to play alongside me and have already been putting feelers out via your agent.

it's understandable.

its official then, you ARE stalking me :uhoh:

you can't expect me to keep track of all the offers i'm getting, can you ? :roll:

rugby, football, cricket, rounders, ufc, pro carp fishing.
i just don't know what to commit to

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Aido's legs went when he was 21.

He's had more injuries than Anderton and his clubs physio was his best man at his wedding.

But he can still play.

Lord Smythe · **Posted:** Tue Jun 17, 2008 11:25 am

TalbotAvenger wrote:

aido87 wrote:

if tony lormor is 37, my cock is a bloater

and can talk

http://www.soccerbase.com/players_detai ... yerid=4608

What language does it speak?

Of course real Anth fans needn't consult soccerbase.com
to know when The Lord's birthday is. :grin:

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