3 Reasons I'm Happy That England Aren't In Euro 08!!!!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Jun 07, 2008 2:11 am

1. Cars & Taxis Haven't got them little shitty Flags Flying that at the moment cost about 11p....but would have cost £4.99!!!! :roll:

2. You have the 'England' players saying that they are so so proud of playing for the '3 Lions' and 42 years of 'Feck-All' is enough and we'll do it babe....wot u duing tnite????

3. MOST IMPORTANT ONE....England Not been there means....NO BEWERS IN THE PUBS WITH PAINTED FACES (AND TvvATS)!!!!
clappp

COME ON HOLLAND....(or Czech Republic)!!!! :grin:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Jun 07, 2008 2:15 am

4. Houses on Easington Road with St.Georges Crosses hanging from Bunkbeds....hanging from windows!!!! confised

Shite....just looked....they still are from 2006!!!! sadx

TickhillPoolie · **Posted:** Sat Jun 07, 2008 10:04 am

I haven't thought of anything to say, Mutt. Give us a mo will ya, mate. :razz:

katcha · **Posted:** Sat Jun 07, 2008 10:34 am

they are shit
they are boring

what i laugh at is 'who shall we support in 2008 bollocks" - we always have to 'support someone else' coz we are crap and the answer is simple not the french not the krauts

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Jun 07, 2008 10:55 am

I've got Holland in the Sweep at work....but I fancy the Czech Rep. who my mate has and we are going halfs!!!! :grin:

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

5. we wont go out on penalties in the quarters, glorified defeat, tears from the heroes, come home with our heads held high.

Yet the only player who can take a penalty under pressure isn't even English (Hargreaves), the rest will just bottle it, and our amazing keeper who will have saved 700 penalties for his club side the previous season will get nowhere near any of them!

6. the fucking gerrard and lampard can they play together argument, neither of them can play for england anyway!

7. ian wright jumping about like a tit in the bbc studio

parmopooly · **Posted:** Sat Jun 07, 2008 1:12 pm

somebody else has already summed it up for me. The likes of Lampard, Gerrard etc look good alongside people like Essien, Torres etc - but alongside each other (ie England) they are seen for what they really are - average at best. They overhit through balls and crosses, free kicks etc constantly. They have no finesse, skill, understanding of each other's roles in the England side. Capello has to try to make a good team from the likes of Asley Cole rolfl

, Jermaine Defoe rolfl

and Peter Crouch rolfl

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Sat Jun 07, 2008 1:15 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

3. MOST IMPORTANT ONE....England Not been there means....NO BEWERS IN THE PUBS WITH PAINTED FACES (AND TvvATS)!!!!

Silly dog. stpid

I would have no objection to any bewer approaching me in the public house to show me her painted twat.

Matty_Robson's_Chin · **Joined:** Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:57 pm **Posts:** 2155

MutleyRules wrote:

4. Houses on Easington Road with St.Georges Crosses hanging from Bunkbeds....hanging from windows!!!! confised

Shite....just looked....they still are from 2006!!!! sadx

Has that house opposite the Chester (saloon) hotel still got the chimny painted with the England flag on it?

parmopooly · **Posted:** Sat Jun 07, 2008 2:33 pm

if it was on the same side of the road as the pub, all those houses have been flattened

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Jun 07, 2008 2:53 pm

Mr Ripper wrote:

MutleyRules wrote:

3. MOST IMPORTANT ONE....England Not been there means....NO BEWERS IN THE PUBS WITH PAINTED FACES (AND TvvATS)!!!!

Silly dog. stpid

I would have no objection to any bewer approaching me in the public house to show me her painted tw@t.

I meant 'Lads with painted Faces'....ie....Tvvats!!!! :uhoh:

Mute Witness · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:10 am **Posts:** 3572

Yubep wrote:

7. ian wright jumping about like a tit in the bbc studio

He does Gladiators instead now, he's shit. Extremley shit. Total shit.

no6bus · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:55 pm **Posts:** 5095

parmopooly wrote:

if it was on the same side of the road as the pub, all those houses have been flattened

no straight over the road from the chester parton street/wharton terrace

no6bus · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:55 pm **Posts:** 5095

Matty_Robson's_Chin wrote:

MutleyRules wrote:

4. Houses on Easington Road with St.Georges Crosses hanging from Bunkbeds....hanging from windows!!!! confised

Shite....just looked....they still are from 2006!!!! sadx

Has that house opposite the Chester (saloon) hotel still got the chimny painted with the England flag on it?

just popping to town will have a look

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