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 Post subject: What the hell have they done to Nik Naks??????
PostPosted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 2:45 pm 
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I'm really hoping the bag of Nice n Spicy I've got is a faulty one, but it says '50% less fat' on the bag so I'm guessing not.

They are the limpest, foamy, most tasteless excuse for a corn snack I have ever eaten. Absolutely rubbish. They don't crunch, and there's bugger all flavour to them. They aren't even the right colour - pale yellow rather than brown.

It really is a sad day for me if this is how they are always going to be. I've not had a bag for months, and I was really looking forward to them. Definitely a complaint letter to KP in the offing.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 2:47 pm 
poolieinnottingham wrote:
I'm really hoping the bag of Nice n Spicy I've got is a faulty one, but it says '50% less fat' on the bag so I'm guessing not.

They are the limpest, foamy, most tasteless excuse for a corn snack I have ever eaten. Absolutely rubbish. They don't crunch, and there's bugger all flavour to them. They aren't even the right colour - pale yellow rather than brown.

It really is a sad day for me if this is how they are always going to be. I've not had a bag for months, and I was really looking forward to them. Definitely a complaint letter to KP in the offing.

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Whats the point of reducing salt and fat in crisps, isnt that what gives them the taste!

It's salad dodgers that have ruined it for people who only eat the odd bag of crisps here and there

Are you getting this dibbs!!!!???!!!


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 2:47 pm 
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BRING BACK FAT!

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 Post subject: Re: What the hell have they done to Nik Naks??????
PostPosted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 2:49 pm 
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It's salad dodgers that have ruined it for people who only eat the odd bag of crisps here and there


I think you're right. What next, piss weak beer to stop doyles from drinking too much?

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 Post subject: Re: What the hell have they done to Nik Naks??????
PostPosted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 3:19 pm 
Mr Ripper wrote:
BRING BACK FAT!

Don't worry, he'll be on in a minute. :razz:


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 Post subject: Re: What the hell have they done to Nik Naks??????
PostPosted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 4:04 pm 
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Nik Naks were at their height in the early to mid 90s, but I don't think they're really that awful now - certainly aren't the great standard they once were. They've done it even more so to Wheat Crunchies, which are now officially shite.


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 Post subject: Re: What the hell have they done to Nik Naks??????
PostPosted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 4:18 pm 
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I've just drafted a complaint letter to them:

4th June 2008

Re: Nice ‘N’ Spicy Nik Naks

I have enclosed a bag of what claim to be Nice ‘N’ Spicy Nik Naks, which were purchased from Sainsburys in Chaddesden, Derby, on Wednesday 4th June. I had not bought a bag of Nik Naks for some time, and was looking forward to scoffing them.

I can honestly say I have never been so disappointed with a food product in my life. I have been a Nik Nak fan for almost 20 years, and I’m really hoping that the bag I’ve purchased is from a ‘dodgy’ batch.

Having spoken to friends about them however, it appears that the recipe has changed, meaning the tasteless, limp, foamy excuses for a corn snack are what is to be expected in the future. The ones in the packet enclosed have no crunch, a disgusting polystyrene texture, are a pallid yellow colour instead of the usual brown, and completely lack any flavour.

You may misguidedly be trying to appeal to a group of people who value low fat etc over pleasant-tasting snacks, but I can assure you that you will lose far more customers than you will gain.

Please revert back to your original recipe, or the brand will probably last another couple of years at best, losing market share to something offered by those undesirables at Walkers. In my opinion KP have got many things spot on over the years, but the decision to fix what wasn’t broken is a very stupid one.

If you want an opportunity to discuss this further please get in touch.

Yours disgustedly

John Cooper

Hopefully I won't be the only one who has complained, and they will see sense.

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 Post subject: Re: What the hell have they done to Nik Naks??????
PostPosted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 4:22 pm 
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Can you ask them to fetch the scampi ones back while you're on?

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 Post subject: Re: What the hell have they done to Nik Naks??????
PostPosted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 4:45 pm 
I have some scampi ones in my cupboard, same flavour but they're closer to the consistency of wotsits


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 Post subject: Re: What the hell have they done to Nik Naks??????
PostPosted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 4:48 pm 
Wotsits stick to your teeth


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 Post subject: Re: What the hell have they done to Nik Naks??????
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John, you could've at least told them that they were neither nice nor spicy clappp


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 Post subject: Re: What the hell have they done to Nik Naks??????
PostPosted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:55 pm 
grabec wrote:
Wotsits stick to your teeth
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 Post subject: Re: What the hell have they done to Nik Naks??????
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poolieinnottingham wrote:
I'm really hoping the bag of Nice n Spicy I've got is a faulty one, but it says '50% less fat' on the bag so I'm guessing not.

They are the limpest, foamy, most tasteless excuse for a corn snack I have ever eaten. Absolutely rubbish. They don't crunch, and there's bugger all flavour to them. They aren't even the right colour - pale yellow rather than brown.

It really is a sad day for me if this is how they are always going to be. I've not had a bag for months, and I was really looking forward to them. Definitely a complaint letter to KP in the offing.

:evil:

I used to like sports biscuits.they changed the flavour for a while. :roll:


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