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 Post subject: Now I Know Why Exams These Days Are Easier!!!!
PostPosted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:45 pm 
They are easier these days because they have to be cos 16/17 year olds are thick and the reason....

Mobile Phones!!!! :roll: :evil:

I've just got in from a Course I'm doing and the majority on the course are 16-17 year olds....half lads half lasses!!!!

Now what I noticed all night was the lasses tap tapping all the way through on their Mobiles....not taking any notice of what has been said by the Tutor!!!! :evil: :evil:

The Tutor notices and tells them to put them away....they reply that they are allowed them at College....but they still get told to put them away!!!! :evil: :evil:

Does it deter them....not a chance!!!! :evil: banghead banghead

Tap tap Fecking tap Fecking tap tap tap....all fecking night!!!! banghead banghead banghead

At the end when it comes to the questions the Tutor asks the main offenders and they didn't have a clue!!!! :roll: banghead banghead

BTW....The offenders were all Girls!!!! :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: Now I Know Why Exams These Days Are Easier!!!!
PostPosted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:47 pm 
PS....why oh why would Mobiles be allowed in the Classroom of a College anyway???? sctatchinghead sctatchinghead

I thought they where they to be taught....not chat to mates!!!! :evil: :evil:

When I was at College there wasn't a Phone in the corner of every classroom!!!! :roll: :evil: :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: Now I Know Why Exams These Days Are Easier!!!!
PostPosted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:56 pm 
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That's shocking.

You went to college? :shock: :wink:

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 Post subject: Re: Now I Know Why Exams These Days Are Easier!!!!
PostPosted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:20 pm 
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Mobile phones aint allowed in college classrooms so they are lying

Its not just in classrooms that mobiles are a menace. People walking straight out in front of traffic just texting away banghead banghead


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 Post subject: Re: Now I Know Why Exams These Days Are Easier!!!!
PostPosted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 10:07 pm 
Eggy_Poolie wrote:
Mobile phones aint allowed in college classrooms so they are lying


Well that's me grassing on them then!!!! :grin:


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 Post subject: Re: Now I Know Why Exams These Days Are Easier!!!!
PostPosted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 10:20 am 
Eggy_Poolie wrote:
Mobile phones aint allowed in college classrooms so they are lying

Its not just in classrooms that mobiles are a menace. People walking straight out in front of traffic just texting away banghead banghead



'I am under a bus.....'


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 Post subject: Re: Now I Know Why Exams These Days Are Easier!!!!
PostPosted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 10:44 am 
grabec wrote:
Eggy_Poolie wrote:
Mobile phones aint allowed in college classrooms so they are lying

Its not just in classrooms that mobiles are a menace. People walking straight out in front of traffic just texting away banghead banghead



'I am under a bus.....'
:uhoh: it's not a no6 bus is it? :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: Now I Know Why Exams These Days Are Easier!!!!
PostPosted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 10:46 am 
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threepintwonder wrote:
grabec wrote:
Eggy_Poolie wrote:
Mobile phones aint allowed in college classrooms so they are lying

Its not just in classrooms that mobiles are a menace. People walking straight out in front of traffic just texting away banghead banghead



'I am under a bus.....'
:uhoh: it's not a no6 bus is it? :laugh:


rolfl

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 Post subject: Re: Now I Know Why Exams These Days Are Easier!!!!
PostPosted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 4:30 pm 
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Grabec and Mr Bus sitting in a tree......

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 Post subject: Re: Now I Know Why Exams These Days Are Easier!!!!
PostPosted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 4:38 pm 
Oh right, I get it now :evil:

The number of Bunker jokes that I twig only after several hours is now running into hundreds.......


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 Post subject: Re: Now I Know Why Exams These Days Are Easier!!!!
PostPosted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:07 pm 
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threepintwonder wrote:
grabec wrote:
Eggy_Poolie wrote:
Mobile phones aint allowed in college classrooms so they are lying

Its not just in classrooms that mobiles are a menace. People walking straight out in front of traffic just texting away banghead banghead



'I am under a bus.....'
:uhoh: it's not a no6 bus is it? :laugh:


oi hang on a minute
i am innocent
she said she was from vosa and wanted to check out my exhaust pipe :shock:

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 Post subject: Re: Now I Know Why Exams These Days Are Easier!!!!
PostPosted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:51 pm 
I was merely gathering material for a Bizz article. :wink:
Any more silly jokes and you will all be featured in it, in very unflattering terms


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 Post subject: Re: Now I Know Why Exams These Days Are Easier!!!!
PostPosted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 6:37 pm 
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Which exhaust pipe?


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 Post subject: Re: Now I Know Why Exams These Days Are Easier!!!!
PostPosted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:01 pm 
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Mutley you must have looked quite a sight sitting amongst all them 16/17 years olds rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl


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 Post subject: Re: Now I Know Why Exams These Days Are Easier!!!!
PostPosted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:13 pm 
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TheGingerPoolie wrote:
Which exhausted pipe?


it certainly was when she had finished with me :uhoh:

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