5 more days at work.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

How can you listen to an email?

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37245

Nobodys Hero wrote:

I am concerned that they wont have a collection for me. A leaving present so to speak,

So I have just sent the following email to everyone at the Company. And bearing in mind there are 178 people with a surname bginning with A..... rolfl

Anyway..........would you suggest I am being cheeky, or presumptious?

"Dear All.

As will no doubt be aware, I am leaving the company next Friday. Although it is a major loss, I am sure the company will recover eventually.

Anyway, you will no doubt be in the process of having a collection for me.

A few words of advice.

If you cannot find it within yourselves to contribute at least £30 each, I suggest you dont bother as it will not be appreciated.

Those that do please bear in mind that I dont do silly momento style gifts to remind me of my time working with you all. Believe me, it wasnt THAT memorable.

It would be much better for you all just to present me with the cash, which I will then spend on something useful.

Please note also that I do not wish you to get me a leaving card......your attempts at witty humour are quite pathetic.....as proven with Bill Woods leaving card last week.

Thanks for listening

Kind Regards"

Looks like you're getting jack shit then.

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Fri May 30, 2008 10:10 pm

Didn't know you worked you fat c***. rolfl

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Fri May 30, 2008 10:11 pm

He doesn't.

thornleypoolie · **Joined:** Wed Jan 02, 2008 7:10 pm **Posts:** 1101

He only wants the money so the lard arse can spend it on pizzas and kebabs or greggs/subway. :laugh:

gremmlin · **Joined:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:23 am **Posts:** 3141

all those wasted years
and he still can't write a business letter it should be
SHORT AND TO THE POINT

grabec · **Posted:** Mon Jun 02, 2008 1:00 pm

Nobodys Hero wrote:

So.......are you going to answer the twatting question then?

Well, the answer is 'Yes' as usual, but never mind :wink:

How's the new job? Have you arranged the foot stool yet/sussed out the drinks and snacks machine/usurped the bloke with the best seat by the window etc etc?

grabec · **Posted:** Mon Jun 02, 2008 1:06 pm

Nobodys Hero wrote:

grabec wrote:

Nobodys Hero wrote:

So.......are you going to answer the twatting question then?

Well, the answer is 'Yes' as usual, but never mind :wink:

How's the new job? Have you arranged the foot stool yet/sussed out the drinks and snacks machine/usurped the bloke with the best seat by the window etc etc?

I was talking about working days.

I still have 4 to go.

Is userped a sexual term?

No, you're thinking of slurped, probably, but that's because your coffee is too hot

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22655

Close the door behind you very gently.

5 more days at work.

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