Aye and you never see kids getting a thick ear nowadays mutley

I feel a white dog shite thread coming on.

For the record, my dog did a pale beige shite today.

There was always one in the class with a 'weak bladder,' an' all. What happened to weak bladders??

i remember that yellow stuff the teachers would dab on you if you cut or grazed yourself !! Iodine or sommat they called it, used to sting like hell, i have mental scars because of that and semolina !!!!

Kids have trackie bottoms to protect there knees Mutts

no your right Mutts, You cant let your kids out of your sight these days it's not like the days when I was a nipper when you could go anywhere and do anything.

Do any of the kids jump the Burny Beck these days?

I went home soaked more than once.

You should see the state of my youngest son Matti's knees. He's been playing for various football teams since he was eight, and his knees are covered with the scars of the 7 years of league football. But I would rather see that, than he was a fat kid, sat in front of a game console or TV all day.

By the way Elvis he's still limping from his encounter with you on Wednesday.

Them stirrups want shortening

Its probably because you have to keep your eyes away from young'uns legs man! gary glitter isnt happy like