Caught By The Fuzz!!!!

appleyapper · **Joined:** Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:25 pm **Posts:** 483

Just as well I left early being caught by the FUZZ must be painful and eye watering bbolt

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Sat May 10, 2008 10:11 am

Whats all this then?

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat May 10, 2008 11:08 am

Just been bailed!!!! :evil:

1966 & All that!!!! :evil:

tom-pie · **Posted:** Sat May 10, 2008 11:50 am

because im thick, someone pm me what your all on about :grin:

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Sat May 10, 2008 11:53 am

You're not thick Tom.

All off us who didn't go to the Woodcutter last night don't know what they are talking about!!

parmopooly · **Posted:** Sat May 10, 2008 11:55 am

I don't know what they're talking about................................... I think!!!!!
Mutley knows why I had to disappear around ten-ish. :evil:

tom-pie · **Posted:** Sat May 10, 2008 12:00 pm

right screw this i get annoyed when i dont know stuff, stop keeping secrets u swine rage

said in a good way ofcourse :grin:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat May 10, 2008 1:38 pm

I reckon we'll all get a caution....but does that stay on record????

I can't believe we had to give a DNA sample!!!! :evil:

But it was funny when Mr.LightingTree handed in his Underpants!!!! :laugh:

But the Muskers never saw the funny side....poor lad!!!! confised

tigro · **Posted:** Sat May 10, 2008 4:07 pm

so why were you al arrested then? you still have us all in suspence

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37218

Log report...10.5.08
Inspector knacker of the Yard.

We were proceeding along past the Woodpecker Public house when we were flagged down by a local resident who informed us that a group of like minded adult males were performing sundry 'acts' in the Woodywoodpecker Public Houses' adjacent car-park. We pulled up in the van and were informed to the best we could piece togther from the disjointed ramblings of the inebriated individuals, that they were part of some group called the 'lovers of vinyl', obviously some group dedicated to perverted practices with the said plastic, probabaly involving dressing up in suitably bizarre outfits.
So we nicked em. :laugh:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Sat May 10, 2008 6:18 pm

the arsehole from the house out back of pub complained. I hope his jap's eye and bunghole seal up permanently, simultaneously - Oh yes I do. The trouble we've had with him for the past 2 and a half years is beyond belief.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22651

Why don't you go round and kick his head in?

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37218

Drove past this morning and it looks like questions were being asked of the local residents, could have been something completely unrelated of course,

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Sat May 10, 2008 10:45 pm

chip fireball wrote:

up until the point a leading bunkerite hit that grey haired polis i thought we were going to get away with a ticking off. sadx

no fun spending time in the cells with only a box of 7 inch singles for company. sadx

ACAB

Spender · **Posted:** Sun May 11, 2008 4:29 am

Forgive me for saying so, but the details are a little....errr.......fuzzy.....

Frodraff · **Posted:** Sun May 11, 2008 9:20 am

Dunno like, but the details are slowly emerging. Smacking policeman is never a good idea. Their gang is always bigger than yours.

Hope for a fuller account.

parmopooly · **Posted:** Sun May 11, 2008 10:30 am

they got off lightly because the smack was on his bare bottom, which he quite enjoyed apparently. "Now let that be a lesson to you all," the officer said afterwards.
Everyone seemed puzzled I'm led to believe.

Salty · **Posted:** Sun May 11, 2008 2:34 pm

sounds like a fun night!!! :laugh:

after shrug, I was 'entertained' by a Czech Hair Metal band :uhoh:

but then Pellethead played and it was aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalright!!

Caught By The Fuzz!!!!

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