Two Dogs In The Vets.......

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Apr 28, 2008 4:46 pm

One says 'What you in for??'

Other one says,' well...I was in the garden and the gaffers missus was topless sunbathing. Ten minutes later she sheds her clarts and goes for the all over tan. Then she bends down for the suncream and well....y'know....so they're having me put down. What you in for??'

'Similar story' says dog number one. 'Only the gaffers missus had been in the bath and then, when I nudged the door open with me nose she was bent down spitting toothpaste in the sink, so......y'know........you just had to.....'

'So are you getting put down an' all?'

'Nor, just getting me claws clipped....'

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Mon Apr 28, 2008 4:48 pm

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:00 pm

Might have lost a bit in the translation like...... :uhoh:

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Mon Apr 28, 2008 6:33 pm

eh?

Two Dogs In The Vets.......

Gadgies online