how many people will be playing their last games at the vic tomorrow

I know one and there's a certain someone who ain't gonna be happy.

Like who?

Just say...

You won't get told off you know

thinking about it there should be about seven

but i think chip wont be happy - nor me for that matter

What if Joel wants to leave? Are we going to chain him to the Cyril Knowles railings?

Sunny Oz, rainy Hartlepool?

Lets be honest, he's not going to go any higher up the leagues in this country. We think he's brilliantly, strangely no other managers/clubs seem to share this view.

He could well go back to Oz and better his wages here. It's a no brainer isn't it?

I have already pointed out that no other club ever tried to tempt Joel away, or the fact that he only ever scored 16 goals in one season but there's something strangely beguiling about a man from an exotic land to these chaps....

Mind I've only seen him play 82 times and I don't go no more....

That was a nice message stating the obvious.

You've avoided the question in true political style.

What if he wants to leave?

Forced out

Aye, what was that all about? The greasy bit of turkey called 'force meat?'

'Do you want want some 'force meat??''

'Do you want a blow torch round your nipples??'

any chance of both ?

Oh shut the fook up all o yer. You don't have a clue what you're talking about.

I'd be quite happy to see David Foley on the released list, has potential, but not a League One player.