disclocating your shoulder

HUFCWop · **Joined:** Tue May 22, 2007 7:30 am **Posts:** 373

Good job you made a good start to your management career then eh?

aido87 · **Posted:** Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:25 pm

how the fook have you done that you silly old fart ?

verbalkint · **Joined:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:08 pm **Posts:** 3135

once done mine as a kid by going arse over tit the first and last time i went on a skateboard, very very painfull

Even worse if its the arm you use to wipe your arse with !

mouldy old dough · **Posted:** Sat Apr 19, 2008 9:03 pm

chip fireball wrote:

playing football in south shields. centre half wiped me out, went up in the air, landed with my arm going one way, my shoulder the other, and the rest of my body on top of it.

most painful 2 hours of my life.

the fookers took the penalty while i was sat in the box waiting for the ambulance.

they had to cut me shirt off me in a and e, so i spent four hours sat in shorts socks shin pads and footie boots.

our manager rang me tonight. this is how it went :

him: how are you ?

me : better, the shoulders back in.

him : peterlee drew with gateshead.

me: yeah, thats good.

him : we are guaranteed at least second.

me : good.

him : are you out for the season ?

me : yes.

him : will you be signing for us next season ?

sadx

They must be desparate. bbolt

jockthemonkey · **Posted:** Sat Apr 19, 2008 9:07 pm

is it your drinking arm :shock:

jockthemonkey · **Posted:** Sat Apr 19, 2008 9:16 pm

well never mind if you decide to start drinking it wont afect you
allways look on the bright side :laugh:

P.M.T. · **Joined:** Mon Jul 02, 2007 2:14 pm **Posts:** 968

Brian Robson used to pop it back in and carry on playing :roll:

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:15 pm

A big bloke did his in delivering something to me and was howling in pain :uhoh:

You will have to watch it now chip they can pop out again sadx

Hawklord · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:27 pm **Posts:** 3115

So drumming is out of the question then?

Frodraff · **Posted:** Sun Apr 20, 2008 12:05 am

chip fireball wrote:

is this the most painful thing in the history of the world ?

when i saw the x-rays showing my arm halfway round my back i didnt believe it was physically possible.

my footballing playing days are now officially over for ever.

im taking up dominoes.

at a decent level of course.

My Missus did the same to her shoulder when she slipped over on a muddy patch in a kids playground and put her arm out to save herself and her shoulder popped out.

She has a dread of ever doing the same again as the pain was unbelievable.

I was in the consulting room when they took off her top and I saw the top of her arm was a quarter the way down her back under the flesh and her shoulder was all malformed.

Bloody horrible!

Get well soon. Fortunately my Missus' right arm is back in full action.

ProudPoolie · **Posted:** Sun Apr 20, 2008 12:10 am

chip fireball wrote:

is this the most painful thing in the history of the world ?

when i saw the x-rays showing my arm halfway round my back i didnt believe it was physically possible.

my footballing playing days are now officially over for ever.

im taking up dominoes.

at a decent level of course.

A sad end to a great Career !! clappp

Looks like the bike is going to need chaining up and the feet do some extra walking !

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Sun Apr 20, 2008 12:19 am

chip fireball wrote:

is this the most painful thing in the history of the world ?

snapping the old banjo string is pretty bad too

3Quid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:11 pm **Posts:** 1791

chip fireball wrote:

well i think this is what happened with robson, his shoulder kept sliding in and out of the joint. so when it slid out it could be slid back in.

unfortunately with me it didnt just slip out of joint it got pushed halfway round my back.

they reckon it it slips out again the pain wont be so bad.

hopefully there wont be a next time.

anyone else had any excrutiatingly painful shiit happen to them ?

I've had my nose broken 3 times if that's any consolation to you? :grin:

Fensy · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:15 pm **Posts:** 6473

The worst pain I had was when I fractured 3 ribs, what makes it worse is that the doctors at the hospital couldn't do anything for me apart from giving me some pain killers.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Sorry to hear this chip.

The most important thing to concentrate on at a time like this is...

Are you at brinky next weds mate?

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Sun Apr 20, 2008 12:48 pm

Get well soon Chip.

Luckily I've never experienced anything like as painful as that.

Was the morphine enjoyable by the way?

Hawklord · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:27 pm **Posts:** 3115

chip fireball wrote:

drumming is out of the question for about 6 weeks. as im in a band that only plays live/makes records once every 3 years that isnt a problem.

Hope it's better soon Chip. I may be coming up for the game on Saturday - I'll look out for you and remember not to tap you on the shoulder.

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Sun Apr 20, 2008 1:06 pm

Yubep wrote:

Sorry to hear this chip.

The most important thing to concentrate on at a time like this is...

Are you at brinky next weds mate?

You'll still be able to carry out your managerial/coaching duties from the side. If you need a lift, let me know and I can arrange to pick you up.

grabec · **Posted:** Sun Apr 20, 2008 1:29 pm

chip fireball wrote:

is this the most painful thing in the history of the world ?

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Agh, that sounds horrible, nauseating even.

As to your question, I concur with Fensy that ribs are a good candidate...don't know why ribs should be so painful but they are. Childbirth is no picnic either........

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Sun Apr 20, 2008 1:32 pm

grabec wrote:

chip fireball wrote:

is this the most painful thing in the history of the world ?

.

Agh, that sounds horrible, nauseating even.

As to your question, I concur with Fensy that ribs are a good candidate...don't know why ribs should be so painful but they are. Childbirth is no picnic either........

But Men can't 'do' Childbirth, so it doesn't count bbolt

I know Childbirth is painful, just the mention of it makes the fingers of my right hand ache.

grabec · **Posted:** Sun Apr 20, 2008 1:40 pm

BillinghamPoolie wrote:

grabec wrote:

chip fireball wrote:

is this the most painful thing in the history of the world ?

.

Agh, that sounds horrible, nauseating even.

As to your question, I concur with Fensy that ribs are a good candidate...don't know why ribs should be so painful but they are. Childbirth is no picnic either........

But Men can't 'do' Childbirth, so it doesn't count bbolt

I know Childbirth is painful, just the mention of it makes the fingers of my right hand ache.

Now I've got that annoying 'lost word' syndrome. What's it called when men get pseudo labour pains uot of sympathy with their wives?

Mmmmmmmm......not bruxism, that's teeth-grinding.......something similar

grabec · **Posted:** Sun Apr 20, 2008 1:47 pm

Couvade, that's it. Agonising apparently, :wink:

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Sun Apr 20, 2008 1:48 pm

grabec wrote:

BillinghamPoolie wrote:

grabec wrote:

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Agh, that sounds horrible, nauseating even.

As to your question, I concur with Fensy that ribs are a good candidate...don't know why ribs should be so painful but they are. Childbirth is no picnic either........

But Men can't 'do' Childbirth, so it doesn't count bbolt

I know Childbirth is painful, just the mention of it makes the fingers of my right hand ache.

Now I've got that annoying 'lost word' syndrome. What's it called when men get pseudo labour pains uot of sympathy with their wives?

Mmmmmmmm......not bruxism, that's teeth-grinding.......something similar[/quote]

It wasn't pseudo labour pains, PC insisted on holding my right hand, and squeezing on each contraction, during the birth of our 3 sons. It hurt, I know not as much as she was suffering, but at least she wasn't shouting at me for getting her into the predicament in the first place.

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Sun Apr 20, 2008 1:58 pm

Our lass did the hand squeezing thing but thankfully she applied very little pressure and it didn't hurt at all. Quite surprising considering Ewan was 9 pound odd.

Fensy · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:15 pm **Posts:** 6473

grabec wrote:

chip fireball wrote:

is this the most painful thing in the history of the world ?

.

Agh, that sounds horrible, nauseating even.

As to your question, I concur with Fensy that ribs are a good candidate...don't know why ribs should be so painful but they are. Childbirth is no picnic either........

Kidney stones are no walk in the park either, when I had them the doctor told me that it was probably as close to childbirth pains that men can experience

Walsallmom · **Posted:** Sun Apr 20, 2008 8:48 pm

Did my shoulder as a kid, but gimme that over child birth anyday!

oh and that baby is just soooooo gorgeous!!!!!

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Sun Apr 20, 2008 8:58 pm

It's a good job he got some of his mam's looks as well as mine!

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Mon Apr 21, 2008 8:39 am

poolieinnottingham wrote:

Our lass did the hand squeezing thing but thankfully she applied very little pressure and it didn't hurt at all. Quite surprising considering Ewan was 9 pound odd.

I don't understand this modern thing with the dad being there for the birth. I've already told Mrs R that if she drops one then I have no intention of being within three miles of the hospital while the deed is being done.

Salty · **Posted:** Mon Apr 21, 2008 1:31 pm

poor chip!

whats yer band called sir?

erm, vasectomy's are quite painful..... :uhoh:

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Apr 21, 2008 4:28 pm

I'm with Fenno on this one, ribs. Although Mr Chippington I've never done me shoulder. confised

When you do your ribs, EVERYTHING fookin' kills. You can't even blink without nauseating agony and if you cough or fart, you cry it's as simple as that. You can't have your early morning crammer with the newspaper, blow your nose, clean your teeth or owt. Sleeping is just a no-go.

So Mr Fireball, commiserations but mind yer ribs!! :wink:

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