I've got a suggestion that could make him more popular around these parts.

With the five minutes to go send him onto the Withdean today with a specific task;

Clag Tommy Elphick.

We don't care if you get sent off it would be a blessing in fact, just clag the little fooker as hard as you can and then do it again.

That is all.

he probaby could not catch him

In that case we'll have to send on number two in the 'I wouldn't be bothered in the slightest if they got sent off eleven' Jan Budtz.

Mind he'd have to boot to the little rarf as we've seen the cock fingers can't even halt a Mitre Delta on the way to goal without going limp so I'd doubt they'd be any good at maiming little gobshites.