Had a couple of calls from a tele-sales peeps...the story goes like this....

Hello can i speak to Mr ED..
Who's speakin?

Luv-a-duck, a new concept in animal welfare...

Sorry Im busy can u call 2morro after 2pm, ( knowin Im at work)

Ok.

2 days later....[

ring ring...

Hello can i speak to Mr ED..

Who's speakin?

Luv-a-duck, a new concept in animal welfare...

How well did you know MR ED?

I don't know him, I have......

But you have rang him on a number of occasions, haven't you?

No I haven't..I just.......

welll someone from your number has!

Yes maybe but i just.....

Where ar u?

We are a new...

Where are you physically, Im investigating the un-timely death of MR ED, and you are his only contact over the last few days..where are you?

You should speak to my manager, he will

Look Mr it is an offence to impede and investigation, where are you now....

We are in St Albans.....

Ah it all fits thats where MrED had his Xmas Holidays, is that when you met him?

No I haven't met him, I will get my manager...( phone goes silent)

And I hung up,

7 days now and they aven't rung back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!