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 Post subject: Proud of our leaders?????????????
PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:53 am 
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Imagine working for a company that has around 600
employees and has the following statistics?

29 have been accused of spouse abuse!

7 have been arrested for fraud!

19 have been accused of writing bad cheques!

117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses!

3 have done time for assault!!

71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit!!

4 have been arrested on drug-related charges!!

8 have been arrested for shoplifting!!!

21 are currently defendants in lawsuits!!!

84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year!!!!

Any idea which organization is this?








It's the 635 members of the House of Commons, the same group that supposedly represents us and votes on
hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in
line!!


Couldn't make it up could ya!!

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 Post subject: Re: Proud of our leaders?????????????
PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:18 pm 
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Couldn't make what up? That another one of these predictable fact-sidestepping posts has just been made.

Read the list again and tell me how many proven offences there are in there.

Things come in threes; what's the next one to be?



(Disclaimer: I don't like politicians. I just don't like facts being twisted.)

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 Post subject: Re: Proud of our leaders?????????????
PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:52 pm 
Y A W N

This has been posted before and is basically shite of the dog


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 Post subject: Re: Proud of our leaders?????????????
PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:54 pm 
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Fetish_Bob wrote:
7 have been arrested for fraud!

3 have done time for assault!!

71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit!!

4 have been arrested on drug-related charges!!

8 have been arrested for shoplifting!!!

84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year!!!!

Those ones are proven though, apparently. Or at least enough to warrant arrest, although exposure from the job probably means a lot of them are just in response to allegations in newspapers and the like.

Still, I can see the logic of Richard Head - a lot of it is just allegations. Still, Fetish still kinda has a point... even if the terrorist one was bollocks rolfl


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 Post subject: Re: Proud of our leaders?????????????
PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:02 pm 
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Could you please tell me then in what way "71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit!!" warrants arrest or even concerns constituents? (not to mention the missing "rating" on the end of the statement).

Nah forget it; it's just another example of a bollocks thread.

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 Post subject: Re: Proud of our leaders?????????????
PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 2:22 pm 
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RMH is right and years of self-abuse seem to have addled the brain of Fetish Bob. This story is yet another e-mail hoax, adapted from a story originally about the members of Congress. See

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A593129

Time to get back into the closet and stop spouting drivel, Bob.

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