I have no problem with them getting promoted, but does it mean a certain element in our support will focus their entire season on those two matches....the 'finish fifth bottom, but we beat darlow' syndrome?

If Joel Porter leaves, apparently, we'll be playing in front of 172 fans and we'll be relegated before the end of August.

And your posts relevance to my topic is.....? Now clear orff and find the right topic......






























I dunno ...bloody cheek.... chunter.

Of course. It's happened for years. No harm if it sells tickets, though

I'd rather we lost both games to Darlow and finished above them.

Not bothered one way or tother improving on this season is all that matters.

Are you jealous of our ground ? Are you jealous of our owner ? Try and keep up with the jones True snowy

Jealous of your owner, Who's wanting to buy Jackos' Neverland?

Why sit in a mini when you can sit in a roller

In his interview Houghton goes on about his investments in the states and like most businessmen mentions profit as the motivator. Will he get fed up with throwing money at DFC.
He hasn't got the football public behind him if their pathetic gates are anything to go by.

George has his plans and is a very sucessful business man he knew our gates beforehand ... he knows a gold mine when he sees one

Our links with superstars like elton and jacko is the beginning of great things for darlo .. Ever thought of getting The monkeys to reform for a summer gig at the vic

..the beginning of great things...? but you lot were saying that 9 years ago, yet your still in the same division, but with lower crowds.....
I won't mention the converted gas holder with windows in, you call a ground....oops, I have.

.... 9 years ago they were associated with a chip board selling, money laundering, safe cracking goon now and boasting about it now they boast about hosting the queen of queens and a giving business to a plaggy faced kiddi.. sorry chimp fiddler.

Only at Darlo.

...a steam roller?

Bunch of fucking no marks. Enjoy League Two next year!

What's the odds the Air Darlo flight2007/8 will lose its undercarriage on final approach as it comes in to land, then ends up at best, in the play off ditch at the end of the runway.

1/5/ Fucking Wannabes!

Your ground ... does it get a bit wiffy when the season starts in late summer ? being so small that is.

no but it gets 75/80% FULL does yours

i really could not be arsed to indulge in a battle of wits with the loid
especially one only half prepared so let them toddle off
and worship the shirt lifter and buy

nonceland maybe they will ship out the twenty odd thousand
unused seats to relieve the clutter
good luck in your clothes peg selling
dont attempt to sell lucky heather your team will need all the luck it can get

Sorry Seaton Is this how you speak in downtown seaton

i read it some where and it obviously they meant this guy

"what is the point of getting into a battle of wits with someone who is so unarmed as this guy "

Is it just me. or has everyone been drinking moonshine

no its crap vodka that
you need smirnoff blue

Entertainment on here is rapidly becoming a thing of the past. As is interest.

I am of the old school that, while being very disappointed when we lose and equally elated when we win, is immensely enthusiastic, which now seems to be seen as some sort of mental illness in some eyes. I don't really want to dignify the 'optimism/pessimism' thing with a reference but when the game's over you can only look at the next one. I cannot be arsed to pontificate on who should be wearing the hair shirt this week.

I think what really led me to much head shaking and disbelief was when we won three on the trot and much of the reaction was 'we should have been doing that all season. Wilson out.'

No sign of joy at all.

Unbelievable.

If your car fails to start 7 mornings out of every 10, you don't celebrate when it does actually work, you're 'relieved' but still angry. You soon work out you've got a crap car that either wants fixing or replacing.

Hardly the same me owld jacktar. Rarely will there be an equally determined force actively trying to stop your car working.

depends where you live

I suppose it does aye. Have they built metalled roads on the Headland yet??

OK, then, entertain us You're behaving like the cast of a Monty Python film I once saw interviewed. They said that every day the filming was mind-numbingly, stupefyingly boring...so much so that when they escaped in the evening and went to the pub, all they did was sit around saying..My God, wasn't it BORING to-day, especially the bit when.....


By the way...gremmlin, I was over at the headland yesterday and watched a ship coming in to dock. On the side it had written 'Hartlepool Furness', but on the back was written...'Panama'

Panama???

bringing the canoe back maybe?

snowman is the lad for this explanation but furness was a Hartlepool company long ago

Oh no I'm not saying that at all I'm saying that we seem to be populated with a cross section of Marvin The Paranoid Android and Eeyore the Donkey.

That's what we thought you were saying. So, entertain us

Erm, who exactly is in the 'Contrary Marys'? All this talk of cliques is unsettling. I mean, how can you be sure you're not in one, without realising?

No, it can't be a clique if everyone is in it. Contradiction in terms, Dibble.
Obviously there are lots of sub-cliques, which reminds me of the old philosophical question, 'Does the clique of all cliques contain itself?' Or, to put it another way, does the Bunker contain the Bunker?

You really must meet the wife kev..... we have the only car that winces at gate posts.

We have to tempt it up the drive like a whimpering,starving stray with morsels of screenwash and engine oil and only when she's gone.