Right then,

We've established that most use moisturiser, what about razors:

Armpits / other bits anyone?
What about eyebrows, anyone had them shaped?

I once accidentally shaved one off and had to shave the other off to avoid looking like someone out of the Hills Have Eyes (I have a few strays hairs in the middle see and was scared of becoming a monobrow!)

I can clip and style. my nasal hair to a reasonable standard

Back, sack and crack, every Tuesday.

Not a very hairy young man so i don't have much to shave.

Got about 6 hairs on my chest so i just leave them

Have to trim the bonus zone though, for the ladies of course.

what the fark is a metrosexural?

I think it's a cross between you and Mrs Parmo. We never know which one of you it is these days

I have given the definition on the moisturiser post .....

Ooo
Well, I didn't see that. My apologies to Mr and Mrs Parmo. I take it all back

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mr i would i be mistaken in thinking that at some time in your life you have worn womens tight,s

That's when he was Mrs I.... the 'reconstructive' surgery didn't come cheap at the 'Choppee slappy shapee clinic' in downtown Bangkok.

I am quite lucky when it comes to eye brows as mine don't grow out of control, i do of course tidy them up with a mach 3 about once every 6 months or so but i suppose everyone does that.

As for nose hair - a quick trim once a fortnight. For those of you that use the plucking tecnique to extract your nasal hair I would suggest that you stop and pick up a pair of small scissors from your local chemist. plucking can cause nose pain for days and lead to nose bleeds.

On the chest front I am not ashamed to say that i have been known to shave my chest, i've never tried waxing so maybe Kevin could enlighten us on how painful that can be. i only tend to pay particular attention to chest hair if i am going on holiday or if i have a fit lady friend on the go - sadly that isn't as often as it should be. i tend to use a mach 3 for shaving the chest, i have to be careful around the nipple ring and I find that moisturising with vasiline intensive care with cucumber afterwards is the best way to finish.

i trim the hair round my cock and my armpit hair when i feel it needs doing. Anyone that shaves their armpits who is male really needs to have a serious word with themselves as that really isn't the done thing and is bordering on being gay in my opinion.......

blimey

I was told once that 'blimey' meant "Blind me Christ" followed by :"do you really want Christ to blind you Ben?!"


FFS, friggin religious nutters

You wouldn't be wrong there. American tan as I recall.