This is Barry Plywood, going off topic, to let you know that World War 3 has started. We have only 24 minutes before the world becomes one huge barbecue cinder
...now this may be of importance to some so called 'fans', but the true fans will really have their minds focused on getting behind the lads to make sure that with our positive attitude, we get three points this week. My one concern is that this so called nuclear Armageddon could result in a postponement or a 'stay in the shelter' crowd, so I do hope the club will take no chances and have the pitch covers on standby just to be on the safe side.
Now I've got the wife running around scraming , tearing her hair out and praying, but I've assured het that relegation is not even on the radar, it won't happen, end of.... so calm down!!
She says I'm a fecking idiot and have I no idea at all about what's to happen...? I've told her we're safe, how many times can you re-assure someone .... in fact the playoffs are a mathematical possibility.
Now she's hysterical and screaming we're dead.....
No chance ..our playoff chances are well and truly alive and kicking..

OOPS, looks like she's topped herself... sorry about straying off topic again, ...now, .... the defence, do we stick with the present line up or do we bring back......
FLASH.......BLAST...HEAT....10,000'C..... match postponed.