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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Britney's Looking A Bit Rough!!!!
PostPosted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 11:51 pm 
Image

:shock: :shock: :laugh:
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Salty
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:09 am 
still would

all over
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Gibsons Beard
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still would

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I concur *


*provided I got there before you obviously :wink:

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parmopooly
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she looks cushty in that photo, man!!!!! Jiz city!!!!!

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MutleyRules
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:25 pm 
She looks like a very cheap Prostitute!!!! confised

The only things missing out of that Photo are a Pushchair with a baby in it eating a Greggs Pasty and a Bottle with Cold Tea in it!!!! :grin:


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grabec
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:28 pm 
MutleyRules wrote:
[color=#000080]She looks like a very cheap Prostitute!!!! confised



Nah...too much contrived artiness
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Mr Ripper
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MutleyRules wrote:
She looks like a very cheap Prostitute!!!!


There's a 20 quid note in my pocket if she wants to earn it.

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Salty wrote:
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Oh hell yeah
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MutleyRules
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 2:43 pm 
You lot can't be serious....she looks like a Guest on the Jeremy Kyle show!!!! confised confised confised


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Mr Ripper
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You lot can't be serious....


sctatchinghead

Have you swapped sides?

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Who is Jeremy Kyle??
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Mr Ripper
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Who is Jeremy Kyle??


Somebody who Mutley fancies more than Britney by the sounds of things. :shock:

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Looks like someone's hit her more than one more time.
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Looks like someone's hit her more than one more time.


I'd be happy to repeatedly kidney punch her whilst going in dry through the back door.

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MutleyRules wrote:
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:shock: :shock: :laugh:
Wonder if she fancys a game of 5aside on wednesday.

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Wonder if she fancys a game of 5aside on wednesday.


Well I'm first in.

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Well if its fitest first i'm sloppy 14th. rolfl

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any holes a goal (unless of course you play for pools in which case you would probably miss)

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Mr Ripper wrote:
Mr I wrote:
Looks like someone's hit her more than one more time.


I'd be happy to repeatedly kidney punch her whilst going in dry through the back door.


rolfl classic!
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Jonny
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i would give her one like, i bet most people who post on this site have shagged a lot worse, i know i have. There's no way i could lick it though.....
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PJ_Poolie
 Post subject: Re: Britney's Looking A Bit Rough!!!!
PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 8:16 pm 
Just where did it all go wrong?
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For the record, yes I still would.
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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: Britney's Looking A Bit Rough!!!!
PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 12:47 am 
If you saw that walking down the street and she wasn't Famous....there's no-way anyone off here would go anywhere near her....she looks like a typical smackhead riddled with allsorts!!!! confised confised

But because she's a Celebrity!!!! :roll: :roll: :roll: :laugh:


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any holes a goal (unless of course you play for pools in which case you would probably miss)

rolfl

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