Why Do people Keep Sending Me Jokes By Text????

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:08 pm

I fecking hate them!!!! banghead

Why don't they, next time they see me....just tell me the joke????

And why are the jokes they send by Text always shite????

One I've just got sent....

'What do pakis and cigarettes have in common? They both feckin' stink, come in packs of 20 and everyone wants them banned from pubs, clubs and public spaces'!!!!

:roll:

mouldy old dough · **Posted:** Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:10 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

I fecking hate them!!!! banghead

Why don't they, next time they see me....just tell me the joke????

And why are the jokes they send by Text always shite????

One I've just got sent....

'What do pakis and cigarettes have in common? They both feckin' stink, come in packs of 20 and everyone wants them banned from pubs, clubs and public spaces'!!!!

:roll:

I feel A Talbot coming on. rolfl

gremmlin · **Joined:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:23 am **Posts:** 3141

you need some new friends mr mut :roll:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:16 pm

gremmlin wrote:

you need some new friends mr mut :roll:

I wasn't a Friend....me Mam sent it!!!! confised

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:17 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

I fecking hate them!!!! banghead

Why don't they, next time they see me....just tell me the joke????

And why are the jokes they send by Text always shite????

One I've just got sent....

'What do pakis and cigarettes have in common? They both feckin' stink, come in packs of 20 and everyone wants them banned from pubs, clubs and public spaces'!!!!

:roll:

I got that as well, about as funny as a burning childrens hospital with all the doors and windows locked

It's also factually incorrect, most folk form Pakistan are Muslim so therefore wouldn't frequent pubs and clubs, in the main

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:18 pm

mouldy old dough wrote:

MutleyRules wrote:

I fecking hate them!!!! banghead

Why don't they, next time they see me....just tell me the joke????

And why are the jokes they send by Text always shite????

One I've just got sent....

'What do pakis and cigarettes have in common? They both feckin' stink, come in packs of 20 and everyone wants them banned from pubs, clubs and public spaces'!!!!

:roll:

I feel A Talbot coming on. rolfl

Seek and ye shall find

Now come on MOD, did you actually find that joke in least bit funny??

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:32 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

gremmlin wrote:

you need some new friends mr mut :roll:

I wasn't a Friend....me Mam sent it!!!! confised

My Mam still calls black people 'Kaffirs' I'm not proud but she's 87, what can I tell her?? :roll:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:33 pm

life's too short. There's plenty people going about trying to ruin other folks' lives. That is the biggest crime anyone can commit.

tonyparry · **Posted:** Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:36 pm

The best one i got was........

IN case of fire press down
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Not now you thick bounder IN CASE OF FIRE
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Spender · **Posted:** Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:37 pm

It's you who shouts, 'time gentlemen please'..... :laugh:

mouldy old dough · **Posted:** Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:28 pm

TalbotAvenger wrote:

mouldy old dough wrote:

MutleyRules wrote:

I fecking hate them!!!! banghead

Why don't they, next time they see me....just tell me the joke????

And why are the jokes they send by Text always shite????

One I've just got sent....

'What do pakis and cigarettes have in common? They both feckin' stink, come in packs of 20 and everyone wants them banned from pubs, clubs and public spaces'!!!!

:roll:

I feel A Talbot coming on. rolfl

Seek and ye shall find

Now come on MOD, did you actually find that joke in least bit funny??

To be honest TA racist jokes or remarks are never funny i have my opinions on how this country should be and as my late dad always said it takes all sorts.

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:37 pm

The only funny joke I've ever been sent by text was this:

Hello, this is your mobile. Please don't put me back in your pocket cos your cock stinks.

unittjim · **Joined:** Thu Jun 28, 2007 5:23 pm **Posts:** 51

that is funny

tonyparry · **Posted:** Fri Feb 08, 2008 7:35 am

Our kid changed my greeting to "Battery Low"" so everytime i switched my mobile on i thought the fkin thing was flat and kept recharging it !!!

it was a week later when he told me refred

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Fri Feb 08, 2008 8:35 am

Pooliekev wrote:

MutleyRules wrote:

gremmlin wrote:

you need some new friends mr mut :roll:

I wasn't a Friend....me Mam sent it!!!! confised

My Mam still calls black people 'Kaffirs' I'm not proud but she's 87, what can I tell her?? :roll:

Does your mother talk with an Afrikaans drawl?

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:56 pm

Mr I wrote:

Oh I don't know, some racist jokes can be funny too. Tasteless admittedly but funny nevertheless.

A Pakistani dies and goes up top heaven. He knocks on the gates and St Peter opens them.
“Hello can I help you” says St Peter. “I am here for Jesus” says the Pakistani.
St Peter turns around and shouts, “did you order a taxi?”

First time I heard that was at a Chubby Brown gig in Halifax- it brought the house down! rolfl

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:12 pm

Mr I wrote:

By the way, Asians routinely refer to themselves as pakis, why then is it offensive for a non asian to use the term? Its exactly the same with nigger.

Forgive my bluntness but I refuse to be politically corrected. If I'm talking about the word 'nigger' then thats what I type rather than playing guessing games with n*****, p*** and suchlike.

Context?

The vast majority of white people who use the word to which you refer do so in a derogatory manner, or so it seems to me

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22635

I have no doubt that both words when used by whites (should that be wh***'s?) are used in a derogatory manner but you can't have it both ways. When a black bloke refers to himself and his 'brothers' as niggers then they've got a pretty thin arguement when they complain about a white person using the same word.

It's either ok or its not ok, anything else is reverse racism.

Mick Tait's Head Bandage · **Posted:** Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:23 pm

Although i abhor racism, i do find certain jokes of this nature make me chuckle......sorry

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:56 pm

BillinghamPoolie wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

My Mam still calls black people 'Kaffirs' I'm not proud but she's 87, what can I tell her?? :roll:

Does your mother talk with an Afrikaans drawl?

No, she's a Poolie as well, and sounds like one. She just lived there for a few years.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Feb 08, 2008 7:40 pm

Well I would put the word 'Nigger' into the same level of offence as 'Coon' and 'Wog'!!!! confised

And the Black people who use the word 'Nigger' are usually rappers....say no more!!!! confised

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Feb 08, 2008 7:42 pm

PS....I like the word 'Nig-Nog' cos I find it funny cos it reminds me of old people....but I wouldn't use it myself like cos it is offensive!!!! :laugh:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Feb 08, 2008 7:43 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

gremmlin wrote:

you need some new friends mr mut :roll:

I wasn't a Friend....me Mam sent it!!!! confised

PPS....It wasn't me Mam that sent it!!!! confised

If I used that language in front of her she'd wash my mouth out with soap!!!! :laugh:

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Fri Feb 08, 2008 8:03 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

PS....I like the word 'Nig-Nog' cos I find it funny cos it reminds me of old people....but I wouldn't use it myself like cos it is offensive!!!! :laugh:

My sister in law who is from Hougton-Le-Spring had never heard that, she nearly pissed herself when she first heard it!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Feb 09, 2008 3:14 am

See....I told you it was funny!!!! :sweeeet:

roast_beef · **Posted:** Sat Feb 09, 2008 11:20 am

Anybody else got any jokes?

Salty · **Posted:** Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:21 pm

when my nanna used to burn the toast she'd say its "nigger brown"

I must confess sometimes when I get in from work, knackered, I say to the mrs "i've been working like a nigger" :uhoh:

sometimes I say "working like a blue arsed nigger" :uhoh:

which doesn't even make sense!

my indian/pakistani friend calls Paki's paki's tho...

msnquaker · **Posted:** Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:09 pm

Whats a womans least favourite chat up line?

"GET IN THE FOOKING VAN" :laugh:

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:43 pm

msnquaker wrote:

Whats a womans least favourite chat up line?

"GET IN THE FOOKING VAN" :laugh:

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:44 pm

Latest score from the African nations cup;

Ghana 8 Ethiopia didn't..........

msnquaker · **Posted:** Sat Feb 09, 2008 6:26 pm

I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today.

Unfortunately, it's only for victims.....

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37150

Salty wrote:

when my nanna used to burn the toast she'd say its "nigger brown"

I must confess sometimes when I get in from work, knackered, I say to the mrs "i've been working like a nigger" :uhoh:

sometimes I say "working like a blue arsed nigger" :uhoh:

which doesn't even make sense!

my indian/pakistani friend calls Paki's paki's tho...

My mother always spoke in hushed tones about coloured people and instead of saying someone was black or whatever would refer to them, not in a nasty way, as being..... 'touched with the tar brush' ..... bless her.

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:02 pm

msnquaker wrote:

I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today.

Unfortunately, it's only for victims.....

Why Do people Keep Sending Me Jokes By Text????

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