4x4 f***wit

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37150

I followed one of those huge black 4x4's down past the Vic tonight, one of those ones that look like they've been put on steroids and have scaffolding bars all over them in case they hit a Wildebeeste near the Burn Valley :roll:

...anyway, it suddenly slammed the anchors on and crawled over the speed hump, probably in 4x4 mode, shot off, braked and repeated the procedure at every speed bump. So...what is the purpose of these polished bling wagons..... if the driver is intimidated by a speed hump .... ?

gremmlin · **Joined:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:23 am **Posts:** 3141

probably had a wagon fullof chablet

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37150

mouldy old dough · **Posted:** Sat Feb 09, 2008 9:03 pm

Our lass calls them bully cars. rolfl

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Sat Feb 09, 2008 9:14 pm

i go past the ground most days and can easy go over the speed bumps with no problem and i,ve only got an astra,those 4x4 are as wide as a bus

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37150

They're the most driver friendly speed bumps ever...unless you drive a Reliant Robin. :laugh:

Hangem · **Posted:** Sun Feb 10, 2008 1:04 am

nowt wrong with a 4x4. :wink:

rather one of them then a shity ford or vauxhall

confised

Hangem · **Posted:** Sun Feb 10, 2008 1:12 am

like a maverick or frontera enough said....... :uhoh:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37150

So you've got one eh...? There's a theory they're bought by certain people to compensate for other things that may not be 'up to scratch' and this is a subconcious buy to compensate....just a theory :laugh:

Salty · **Posted:** Sun Feb 10, 2008 11:53 am

chip fireball wrote:

we were playing up at ryhope today, and one of the lads in the side has his own upmarket car showroom.

he turns up in a different car every week.

today he rolls up in this 7 seater chrysler thing. i go to get in the back and he tells me not to open the door with the handle cos they is electric doors.

the doors literally slid open by electric.

when we got in to come back we couldnt get one of the doors shut. there was a problem with the electrics apparently. i foolishly asked if we couldnt just pull it shut with the handle and was asked in aggressive fashion :

" dont you know funk all about cars ? "

as it happens, i dont. sadx

the more there is to wrong the more it will go wrong!

thats why I have simple cars and never breakdown or owt :roll:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sun Feb 10, 2008 3:43 pm

Snowy wrote:

So you've got one eh...? There's a theory they're bought by certain people to compensate for other things that may not be 'up to scratch' and this is a subconcious buy to compensate....just a theory :laugh:

I drive a 16 Wheel Lorry!!!! confised

3Quid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:11 pm **Posts:** 1791

"scaffolding bars all over them in case they hit a Wildebeeste near the Burn Valley "

rolfl

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