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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: 5 a side
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kick me :laugh:

im a tank stpid



rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl

I've seen you remember Mr Pie.

I'm probably one of the lightest going and I'm currently tipping the scales in excess of 14 clem.

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ill come in my darlo top


As well as your pants?

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ill come in my darlo top



What!! You actually own one!! refred refred refred
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tom-pie
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nah corse a dont :laugh:



oh yeh a forgot about that ripper i am smallish and skinny, but i do weigh 9 stone :sweeeet:
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I'll be in my pools home shirt (don't have any away ones). Think i'll bring a red England top too just in case.
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nah corse a dont :laugh:



oh yeh a forgot about that ripper i am smallish and skinny, but i do weigh 9 stone :sweeeet:


Wait til you see the size of Mr Dough, TPP and Mr Ptbap. :laugh:

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Jeez............you are only 1 stone lighter than me. :sweeeet:


I may be, but I'm about 6 inches taller. :smug:

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better not be to competative i dont wanna get two footed or out :laugh:
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better not be to competative i dont wanna get two footed or out :laugh:



you are only out in cricket!!

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MutleyRules
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 5:52 pm 
12 pages to sort a game of Footy out!!!! :laugh: :laugh: rolfl rolfl :laugh: :laugh:


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12 pages to sort a game of Footy out!!!! :laugh: :laugh: rolfl rolfl :laugh: :laugh:


Has anybody got a ball? sctatchinghead

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MutleyRules
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I've got one in the boot on my Bike!!!! :sweeeet: :grin:


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Has anybody got a ball? sctatchinghead


Apparently someone has one in their boot sctatchinghead
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Has anybody got a ball? sctatchinghead


Apparently someone has one in their boot sctatchinghead



That's funny cos I have too.

I've just been and had a look and found one there which I didn't know I had.

So that's ok.

Off home for me tea now, see you's in a few hours.

If I remember to go in the right car I'll have a ball with me.

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MutleyRules
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:07 pm 
I'm gonna have a long soak in a hot bath....since I said I'd play my muscles in my right leg have been playing havoc!!!! :shock: confised

I think it's psychological!!!! confised :laugh:


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I'm gonna have a long soak in a hot bath....since I said I'd play my muscles in my right leg have been playing havoc!!!! :shock: confised

I think it's psychological!!!! confised :laugh:


Try to leave your tail alone otherwise you'll do your groin in with those soapy hands.

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MutleyRules
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:19 pm 
My Groin has been twinging aswell!!!! :uhoh: confised :laugh:

BTW....Is the Official Bunker Photographer making an appearence???? sctatchinghead :grin:


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just double checking, thsi is the place with the swimming pool isnt it
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MutleyRules
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Yes....behind Pools!!!! :grin:


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just double checking, thsi is the place with the swimming pool isnt it


No.

The swimming pool is at the baths.

This is a bunker.

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tom-pie wrote:
nah corse a dont :laugh:



oh yeh a forgot about that ripper i am smallish and skinny, but i do weigh 9 stone :sweeeet:


Wait til you see the size of Mr Dough, TPP and Mr Ptbap. :laugh:
I'll wear my blue marquee top. rolfl

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My Groin has been twinging aswell!!!! :uhoh: confised :laugh:



Look out young Tom

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MutleyRules
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 8:26 pm 
I've just had a nice long soak in the bath listening to this to help me relax....

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And now I'm sat in all my gear waiting to go!!!! :sweeeet: :laugh: :laugh:

I bet the Pools players don't go through this much preperation!!!! :laugh: :laugh:


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I've just had a nice long soak in the bath listening to this to help me relax....

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And now I'm sat in all my gear waiting to go!!!! :sweeeet: :laugh: :laugh:

I bet the Pools players don't go through this much preperation!!!! :laugh: :laugh:
Snap. rolfl rolfl rolfl

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I bet they don't prepare with a Chicken burger like i just have :grin: clappp
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what? you were in the bath with Mutley?

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Ennio who?

I reckon a bit of Never Mind the Bollocks followed by a blast of 30-Something will be used to get me "in the mood". :grin:

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MutleyRules
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 8:32 pm 
kev_hufc wrote:
I bet they don't prepare with a Chicken burger like i just have :grin: clappp


I'm having Beef Stew and Dumplings in 20 minutes!!!! confised :laugh: :laugh:

BTW....Mr.LightningTree has just rang me and asked....

'Where's the Footy at'???? sctatchinghead

I replied....

'In Rippers Boot'!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


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Mr Ripper wrote:
Ennio who?

I reckon a bit of Never Mind the Bollocks followed by a blast of 30-Something will be used to get me "in the mood". :grin:


The Good The Bad & The Ugly....For A Few Dollars More....A Fistful Of Dollars....The Mission....etc etc!!!! :sweeeet: :grin:


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Ive just had a kip on the couch.I will be listening to The Clash on the way to the game

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BTW....Mr.LightningTree has just rang me and asked....

'Where's the Footy at'???? sctatchinghead

I replied....

'In Rippers Boot'!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl

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what? you were in the bath with Mutley?
Schush Parmo it our little secret.

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MutleyRules
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Right....I'm off to break some legs....probably my own!!!! confised confised :grin:


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MutleyRules
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Can someone get me one of these please....

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