Should I get off my arse & go for a swim at 9 o clock or laze about all night talkin shite here ?

I was thinking exactly the same thing. I was gonna go swimming tonight, but am gonna go a different time cause I really can't be arsed!

stay on here type rubbish with one hand, then with spare arm make swimming type movements for exercise.

i haven't been for a swim for ages - normally i just do the gym. Are the baths still scruffy?

I've had enough exercise for today. I went to an aerobics class this morning and have been walking with the dog.

They're not the best Jonny. I always take myt flip flops cause I don't like standing on the floor. But swimming is one of the best exercises you can do and I enjoy it.

I would rather eat my own feet and hands the use Hartlepool Baths, they are skanky, or have the changed since I last went in 2001?

last time i was there the water gave me eye sting cos it was full of piss. some sort of reaction with the chlorine i think.

Right,Im goin in 10 minutes,anyone care to join me ?
Probably spend more time talking to Mutley in the changing room than swimming tho

well as long as it's only talking the two of you get up to in there!

i wouldnt go swiming scruffy as, so i go to the gym

The last time I was in Mill House baths I witnessed two life guards using using one of those little green nets on the end of a bamboo stick you used to take to the park pond as a kid to fish a quite stubborn turd out of the pool.

That was the last time I went to the Mill House baths.

so till what time can u swim inm the mill house? coz i have never noticed the poool, when i have been in there?, i would love to learn to swim, even in the days of , i thought i should, any takers for giving me lessons.....tigga...?

If it was in a prime residential area Im sure they would - like they have considered with Eldon Grove - is that still closing??

it's probably more hygienic to have a swim in Greatham Creek.
Watch out for the seals though, they've got a nasty bite and they can't half shift in the water.

The pool area is spotless at the baths, infact you could eat your dinner off them floor tiles! Its the male changing room that lets the place down! What a fookin shit-hole!

I'll help you swim if you want to. I love the water, always have.

I think it already has Katcha. A new one has opened up on the Headland instead.

And there starts another beautiful but perverse relationship.

He does have a striking resemblance to the late Corrie Builder.

I beg to differ on your second point.

fooking wierdo

She emerges from the big pool like Ursula Andress in her Bond fillum

If that's true, when will she be making her next appearance, and I'll be there.

Who?

He was a tramp whose nickname was peanut dick.