You two worry me, you really do. Black squares and memory loss...where will it all end. You've both got to cut down, right.

I've got a real scare story......an old friend of mine, having had an alcohol problem for many years, now has all but lost his short term memory, and his condition is irreversible.
Now, just take one pint, or one whiskey/gin, less a week until you're down to a reasonable level.

Just do it

Do stop drinking as much as Salty. And vice versa, until further notice. And take that grin off your face

dunno what the black squares are squire.
my advise, drink more and more untill you're imune to it!

Those glasses you wear in the avatar don't have strong reactolite lenses do they? 'cos that could be the problem