Two men, two woman squeeze next to me in the Town End at 11:59am, after huffing and puffing and making room to stand beside each other one woman says to the other, "it's a bit tight in here, we are like sardines"

Might have something to do with you turning up at the last bloody minute you stupid tart.

so if she had turned up half an hour earlier would she have been a bit less cramped come kick off

Turning up early means you get to choose a space rather than having to squeeze into whatever space is left so,yes,turning up earlier would have left em less cramped.

Exactly. Everybody was nicely in there places, then they turned up at 11:59 and complained because there was no spaces!

And they would have had room for their table and chairs and the picnic

Standing in the queue for a lager behind the Millhouse this bloke says when did the lager go up..............eh 2 season ago i said.

Did she mean the space or the smell??

she should have climbed on to the roof of the stand.

I heard someone say 'Eifion and Darren Williams must be injured'

Never in the fecking world, these morons are not welcome IMO

I said to my mate," So which one's Beckham, then"?

Could have been worse. Someone could have said "Which one is Ian Botham?"

or elvis presley

it had'nt even turned 5 past 3 yesterday when 1 gadgey turned to this other gadgey and said we are'nt playing as well as we did against leeds