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aido87
 Post subject: i wrote a poem......
PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:17 pm 
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Location: stuck in my bivvy on the ressy with my delkims and 4k of scopex squid livers
...on a dog biscuit
and your dog refused to look at it,
so i got drunk and looked at the empire state building,
it was no bigger than a nickel.

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grabec
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:34 pm 
Aido, that is good and I like it.
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aido87
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thanks.

wish it was mine :uhoh:
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grabec
 Post subject: Re: i wrote a poem......
PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:41 pm 
aido87 wrote:
thanks.

wish it was mine :uhoh:


Imposter :evil:

Whose is it then?
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Mr Ripper
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aido87
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ripper : sctatchinghead

grabec : galaxie 500 (youtube it!)
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grabec
 Post subject: Re: i wrote a poem......
PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:44 pm 
aido87 wrote:
ripper : sctatchinghead

grabec : galaxie 500 (youtube it!)


:evil: I haven't time for all that. I'm writing a poem
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aido87
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let's hear it then :shock:
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Mr Irrelevant
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Tall, tall, tall, I want to be tall, tall, tall.
As big as a wall, wall wall, as big as a wall, wall, wall
And if I'm not tall, tall, tall, then I will crawl, crawl, crawl.
Because I'm not tall, tall, tall, tall, tall, tall, tall, tall.
With concentration my size increased, And now I'm fourteen stories high
At least
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aido87
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grabec
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:47 pm 
aido87 wrote:
let's hear it then :shock:


I said 'am writing' not 'have written'. You'll have to wait until it's finished :sweeeet:
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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: i wrote a poem......
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BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM.

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aido87
 Post subject: Re: i wrote a poem......
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always thought you had hidden depths ripper. :roll:

sneak preview, grabec ?

here's another one of 'mine'

i'm tired of the dust and decay
i'm weary of flinging my heart's wealth away
i'm bitter at sowing for others to reap
all i need is....rest.

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grabec
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:52 pm 
Mr Ripper wrote:
BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM.
BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM.


Now if you were to put all that on one line it would be an example of iambic pentameter.
Which of course is just what
all your life
you've strived to achieve
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grabec
 Post subject: Re: i wrote a poem......
PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:58 pm 
aido87 wrote:
always thought you had hidden depths ripper. :roll:

sneak preview, grabec ?


:sweeeet:

No, that's not fair at all. Everyone else is just quoting other people's poems so I'm not exposing myself to possible (almost definite) ridicule by giving previews :grin:
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Mr Ripper
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grabec
 Post subject: Re: i wrote a poem......
PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:06 pm 
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Poetry is for poofs, and belongs in the same group of poofy things that also includes Strictly Come Dancing, Drinking WKD, Being a vegetarian, living in China, and Darts. :grin:



ADG, I am not a poof, right :roll:
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aido87
 Post subject: Re: i wrote a poem......
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me too
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grabec
 Post subject: Re: i wrote a poem......
PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:11 pm 
Mr Ripper wrote:
BOOM, BOOM, BOOM.


You're getting there :roll:
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Mr Ripper
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grabec
 Post subject: Re: i wrote a poem......
PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:20 pm 
Mr Ripper wrote:
BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM.


Ripper....how shall I put this........ sctatchinghead

Have you considered taking up scuba diving?
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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: i wrote a poem......
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Spender
 Post subject: Re: i wrote a poem......
PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:18 pm 
ADG wrote:
Poetry is for poofs, and belongs in the same group of poofy things that also includes Strictly Come Dancing, Drinking WKD, Being a vegetarian, living in China, and Darts. :grin:


Has someone told you that getting proper knacked is just like having a bumper mixed kebab with extra kebab and a side helping of kebab or summat?? :evil: :evil: :evil:
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Salty
 Post subject: Re: i wrote a poem......
PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:07 pm 
Mr Ripper wrote:
BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM.


theres always someone, somewhere
with a big nose, who knows....

if you must write prose/poems the words you use should be your own
don't plagiarise or take on loan

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Hawklord
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Mr Ripper wrote:
BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM.


Boom boom boom boom
I'm gonna shoot you right down,
right offa your feet
Take you home with me,
put you in my house
Boom boom boom boom
A-haw haw haw haw
Hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm
Hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm

I love to see you strut,
up and down the floor
When you talking to me,
that baby talk
I like it like that
Whoa, yeah!
Talk that talk, walk that walk

When she walk that walk,
and talk that talk,
and whisper in my ear,
tell me that you love me
I love that talk
When you talk like that,
you knocks me out,
right off of my feet
Hoo hoo hoo
Talk that talk, and walk that walk

by John Lee Hooker
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BritishWestHpool
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You're just dead wood
Hurtling downstream
No control over your actions
Or the things that they mean

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Spender
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 3:07 am 
I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er hills and banks
I trod upon a man's bare arse
And a womans voice said 'thanks.'
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Spender
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 7:48 am 
Now?? :shock: :shock: :shock:
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