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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: The Trial of Danny Wilson
PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:11 pm 
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clappp clappp clappp clappp clappp clappp

May I suggest an adjournment until tomorrow for preparation of evidence?

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gremmlin
 Post subject: Re: The Trial of Danny Wilson
PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:13 pm 
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i would like to be a witness for the persecution please

ok tomorrow will give me time to scrub the floor

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 Post subject: Re: The Trial of Danny Wilson
PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:24 pm 
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I love you Danny, taken the heat off me for a while :grin:
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grabec
 Post subject: Re: The Trial of Danny Wilson
PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:25 pm 
I suppose I'll have to be the woman who knits stuff, beside the guillotine. I always get the worst parts
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TalbotAvenger
 Post subject: Re: The Trial of Danny Wilson
PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:35 pm 
ADG wrote:
It has just been announced that Lord Chippendale of the Fireplace will be the residing Judge.

Prosecuting Barrister will be Lord Muttley of Battersea Dog Shelter.

The hangman will Be Mr Ripper.

Reporting Journalist will be the pervert.......errr.....I mean Cornelius Atweasle.

Witnesses for the defence will be:

Dawlish Monkey
Talbot Avenger
The Club Rep
Ritchie Barker

The Prosecution witnesses will incluse but are not limited to:

5000 poolies
Kevin Hovercraft
Chris turning Circle
Ali Gibb.

A date for the trial is yet to be set.



I think I'll pass, lifes far too short to get involved in such dull, dull, dogshite
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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: The Trial of Danny Wilson
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I think I'll pass, lifes far too short to get involved in such dull, dull, dogshite


My brain is saying the same thing.


About whether or not to attend tonights match.


But my heart will win and I'll be there.

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grabec
 Post subject: Re: The Trial of Danny Wilson
PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:53 pm 
ADG wrote:
TalbotAvenger wrote:
I think I'll pass, lifes far too short to get involved in such dull, dull, dogshite


Aye lifes way to short :roll:


Subpoena 'im....Perry Mason used to do that when people were reluctant to testify
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TalbotAvenger
 Post subject: Re: The Trial of Danny Wilson
PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:54 pm 
ADG wrote:
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I think I'll pass, lifes far too short to get involved in such dull, dull, dogshite


Aye lifes way to short :roll:



Or perhaps you could drag this thread out over about six or seven pages?
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Mr Ripper
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I think I'll pass, lifes far too short to get involved in such dull, dull, dogshite


Aye lifes way to short :roll:



Or perhaps you could drag this thread out over about six or seven pages?


Is it onto a second page yet? :grin:

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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: The Trial of Danny Wilson
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TalbotAvenger wrote:
Or perhaps you could drag this thread out over about six or seven pages?


Is it onto a second page yet? :grin:


I guess it wasn't when I typed that...

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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: The Trial of Danny Wilson
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Mr Ripper wrote:
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Or perhaps you could drag this thread out over about six or seven pages?


Is it onto a second page yet? :grin:


I guess it wasn't when I typed that...


Gosh, are we still on the first page of the thread? sctatchinghead

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 Post subject: Re: The Trial of Danny Wilson
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We've made it to Page 2! :sweeeet:

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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: The Trial of Danny Wilson
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Maria Whittaker was canny.

I hope she wasn't a witch.

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gremmlin
 Post subject: Re: The Trial of Danny Wilson
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totally agree Sister Bob
i think the proceedings should start asap and just gather the damming evidence on the way
is the stool dry from the Sarf trial yet

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gremmlin
 Post subject: Re: The Trial of Danny Wilson
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HE IS THE CLUB REP
I KNEW IT ALL ALONG

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Snowy
 Post subject: Re: The Trial of Danny Wilson
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ORDER!!..ORDER"".... :evil: ...I believe we should give him a fair trial before finding him guilty.... and what sentence would m'learned friend be looking at...? :wink:

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 Post subject: Re: The Trial of Danny Wilson
PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:15 pm 
Cornelius Atweasle wrote:
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Cornelius Atweasle wrote:
It just goes to show how shyte the Bunker is these days. The honourable Mr ADG gets pooh-pooh for wanting to start a very decent trial. :roll:


Why thankyou oh Pervy one.

Missed you. :uhoh: :laugh:


Many thanks, hunky chunks.

You'll soon see lots of me in the Matchday Programme. :sweeeet:


Ooohhh!!!! :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:

Are we having a 'Guess The Owner Of The Warty Cock' competiton in Never Say Die??

Cushty..... :wink: :wink: :wink:
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Gibsons Beard
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will this silly thread make it onto a 3rd page sctatchinghead

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Gibsons Beard
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oh yeah, silly me, my last post made the thread 3 pages! :laugh:

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