Will Be Remembered As....

THE WALLY WITH A BROLLY!!!!



Nicked from The Daily Mail!!!!

what a scary, intimidating man he is.....................

He looks like he's watching kids in the playground.

The Horror from The Boro

I'm generally suspicious of people whose hair looks like it's been made from a plastic mould

As opposed to people whose lack of hair looks like it is a plastic mould?

whaert yer treeyin ter seaay lieeke?

She sells sea shells on the sea shore.

Shocking, truly shocking. Its so appaling isn't it?................I cant believe you read The Daily Fecking Mail!!!!

..and what papaer do you read?

Probably the Socialist Worker.

Or the Big Issue.

People who tend to mock the Daily Mail are usually those who of a left of centre persuasion who look down on those who don't buy the Guardian or Indescribiblyboring.....or students who buy the Daily 'Spurt' and believe everything and anything their lecturers tell them.

I dont mock the Daily Mail, I just hate it with a vehement passion, its a disgusting, hypocritical, lying tabloid rag, masquerading as a serious newspaper. They revel in the most base sentiments, always toting some new paedophile scare, immigrant statistic, or 'government interference' story. Always negative, fear mongering and prejudiced.......... No offence to anyone who reads it like.
Oh and i read the mirror.

OH..........well never mind it can remain a secret between me, you and evryone else with internet access across the world. Personally, I don't mind papers ranting, that's what you buy them for, the truth is in there somewhere, it's the lecturing, posturing papers like the Guardian that get my goat.
Always remember, that if asked to, the average Sun or Daily Mail reader will be part of the firing squad...the average Guardian reader will delegate somebody else in the name of the people, the end result is just the same. " Ignore the ranters, suspect the bespectacled,quiet ones who want to make the world in their image" ....said Uncle Joe.