How do you get them out?
I used to get rid by playing over the clicks at 78, over and over again, but my present turntable doesn't have 78.

Eh?

Records. I call them LPs but you lot seem to say 'vinyl' so I was trying to fit in

You know when you get a click...when the record gets stuck? well, on an old turn-table you could 'iron' it out by playing the record very slowly on 78rpm, but on a modern turntable you can't.

Really, you young things know nothing

It a bit like a greasy or scratched cd?

Well, it is a scatch, yes

Is that similar to a scratch?

Can you not repair it with a nail file or a bit of french polishing?

Thank you. I knew I could count on you

No problem.

I'm sure if my suggestions don't work then Mr ADG will be along shortly and he'll have some useful tips.

if it is one of those tube type harry lauder ones try playing it backwards
the music of tomorrow

Hi Grabec,

I think you might have to be above a certain age to answer your question, so don't let the "kids" upset you too much!

I recall that another way of getting rid of clicks or scratches was to play the record with a small coin or two placed on the top of the stylus arm. I remember trying it years ago and it worked.

farthings are rare now

I was gonna say not in our house they're not!

Then I noticed there was an "H" in the wording fartings that you'd used!

Right, that sounds promising. Thanks chaps

True, but those LPs have been with me a long time now. I can't just throw them away when they need me most!

Contact Mr Townend,he has all the gubbins to transfer vinly to CD

Oooh, kinky!