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grabec
 Post subject: What shall I get my other
PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:11 pm 
half for Christmas. He says he hates presents but I'm determined to get him something
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Mr Ripper
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A nosh.

All blokes like getting a nosh.

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dawlishmonkey
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socks and pants.never fails.

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grabec
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:14 pm 
Hmmmm.....any others?
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PoolieChrissie
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After shave, books, CD's, Nintendo Wii
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grabec
 Post subject: Re: What shall I get my other
PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:19 pm 
PoolieChrissie wrote:
After shave, books, CD's, Nintendo Wii


He's got a beard :grin:
He could do with some improving books, tho!
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Mr Ripper
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grabec wrote:
PoolieChrissie wrote:
After shave, books, CD's, Nintendo Wii


He's got a beard :grin:
He could do with some improving books, tho!


Get him a razor then.

Beards are weird.

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Salty
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:20 pm 
I'm on Rippers side here*....oh and booze - loadsabooze brown booze
thems all I ever want in life
oh and cigarettes if I was allowed






* a nosh that is
beards are ok, i often sport one untill the itching gets too much...

did i say booze
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grabec
 Post subject: Re: What shall I get my other
PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:24 pm 
It's only a little beard, Ripper

Yes, booze is an idea, Salty. he likes that horrible smoky scotch whisky. (partly I'm sure because I hate it so he can have it all to himself)
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Salty
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:25 pm 
he's a sensible fella
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Mr Ripper
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grabec wrote:
It's only a little beard, Ripper


Do you like it?

Or would it go the journey if you had your way?

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dawlishmonkey
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Mr Ripper wrote:
A nosh.

All blokes like getting a nosh.


like puppies some things are not just for christmas

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grabec
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:27 pm 
Mr Ripper wrote:
grabec wrote:
It's only a little beard, Ripper


Do you like it?

Or would it go the journey if you had your way?


I quite like it. it was better when we first met...when it was longer and more decadent looking :sweeeet:
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Mr Ripper
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Mr Ripper wrote:
A nosh.

All blokes like getting a nosh.


like puppies some things are not just for christmas


:laugh: :laugh: I concur. :grin:

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gremmlin
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i read some where a woman bought her husband a season ticket for his club i think it may have been Chelski
any way she bought the ticket at the start of the season
and yes you are right wrapped it up and gave him it for christmas rolfl rolfl rolfl

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Gibsons Beard
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Mr Ripper wrote:
A nosh.

All blokes like getting a nosh.


:laugh:

Sweet and to the point

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GroovyCrimes
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So is he getting the nosh or not ?

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You wait till NOW to tell me you have an other half? :evil: :evil:

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grabec
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 5:23 pm 
GroovyCrimes wrote:
So is he getting the nosh or not ?


Why should I tell you? You've made no effort at all to solve my problem :wink:
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grabec
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 5:25 pm 
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You wait till NOW to tell me you have an other half? :evil: :evil:


Yes. I have no scruples whatsoever
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grabec
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 5:29 pm 
MadJohn wrote:
grabec wrote:
GroovyCrimes wrote:
So is he getting the nosh or not ?


Why should I tell you? You've made no effort at all to solve my problem :wink:


True, but on the other hand we ARE nosey :grin:


I'm afraid that's your problem
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Frodraff
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half for Christmas. He says he hates presents but I'm determined to get him something


A center forward who can score goals.

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katcha
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mr ripper wrote:
A nosh.

All blokes like getting a nosh.



grabec wrote:
I quite like it. it was better when we first met...when it was longer and more decadent looking :sweeeet:


:laugh: :laugh:

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parmopooly
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whatever you buy, don't forget -

a dog is for life,not just for Christmas

but a turkey is not for life, it's just for Christmas

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Spender
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:11 pm 
grabec wrote:
Richard M. Head wrote:
You wait till NOW to tell me you have an other half? :evil: :evil:


Yes. I have no scruples whatsoever
:grin:


Get him a scruple then.

You can steal it back later. :wink:
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Snowy
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The wife spoils me by going on holiday over Xmas and New Year.... she cares see...and the rest of us just sit at home and enjoy the peace :sweeeet:

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