Religion, can't we make ..

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36273

.....Pools a religion? When you think about it, there are a number of similarities....

1. We believe in miracles.....

2. We pray a lot.

3. We keep wishing for the 'promised land'.

4. The two most popular phrases at Pools are 'Oh my god' and 'Jeeeeseus'...

5. We curse non believers.

6. ..that's it

....any more suggestions :laugh:

PoolieChrissie · **Posted:** Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:36 pm

We hate the 'devil worshipers' down the A66 (or should it be the A666) !!

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36273

I was gonna mention the 'Last Supper'...is Dibble gone?

Cowboy · **Posted:** Tue Sep 26, 2006 8:57 pm

Snowy wrote:

I was gonna mention the 'Last Supper'...is Dibble gone?

Why - did he eat it

We could replace Bread & Wine with Seabrooks crisps & Lager

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36273

Cowboy wrote:

Snowy wrote:

I was gonna mention the 'Last Supper'...is Dibble gone?

Why - did he eat it

We could replace Bread & Wine with Seabrooks crisps & Lager

I t would end up a drive thru last supper with a JCB bucket loader ...unless they did deliveries ...and as for the Apostles getting owt :roll:

...forget it!!

Cowboy · **Posted:** Tue Sep 26, 2006 10:28 pm

Poor Dibbs - I ALMOST feel sorry for him

:grin:

ADG the Messiah - now there's a thought :roll:

Fensy · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:15 pm **Posts:** 6471

He is not the Messiah, he is a very naughty boy

Cowboy · **Posted:** Tue Sep 26, 2006 10:42 pm

Fensy wrote:

He is not the Messiah, he is a very naughty boy

Do you know soething we don't know?
:evil:

Religion, can't we make ..

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