Joe & Petunia

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22623

Aaah classics.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIzYC0QHqgI

Can't find reginald molehusband though.

mouldy old dough · **Posted:** Tue Oct 16, 2007 6:37 pm

Mr I wrote:

Aaah classics.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIzYC0QHqgI

Can't find reginald molehusband though.

sailin dingy classic. rolfl

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22623

Not forgetting J&P out in the countryside....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wB6PX_CQBNc

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22623

Or the unfortunate end of Joe & Petunia RIP therethere

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W2OQuJO-TU

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22623

The best PIF was tragically lost in a fire and there is no recording in existance.

Sir Isaac Newton told us why an apple falls down from the sky
And from this fact, it's very plain, all other objects do the same
A brick, a bolt, a bar, a cup, invariably fall down, not up

And every common working tool is governed by the self-same rule
So when you handle tools up there, let your watchword be "Take Care"
If at work, you drop a spanner, it travels in a downward manner

At work, a fifth of accidents or more, illustrate old Newton's law
But one thing he forgot to add, the damage won't be half as bad
if you are wearing proper clothes, especially on your head and toes
These hats and shoes are there to save the wearer from an early grave

So best feet forward and take care about the kind of shoes you wear
It's better to be sure, than dead, so get a hat and keep your head

Don't think to go without is brave; the effects of gravity can be grave

mouldy old dough · **Posted:** Tue Oct 16, 2007 7:17 pm

Mr I wrote:

The best PIF was tragically lost in a fire and there is no recording in existance.

Sir Isaac Newton told us why an apple falls down from the sky
And from this fact, it's very plain, all other objects do the same
A brick, a bolt, a bar, a cup, invariably fall down, not up

And every common working tool is governed by the self-same rule
So when you handle tools up there, let your watchword be "Take Care"
If at work, you drop a spanner, it travels in a downward manner

At work, a fifth of accidents or more, illustrate old Newton's law
But one thing he forgot to add, the damage won't be half as bad
if you are wearing proper clothes, especially on your head and toes
These hats and shoes are there to save the wearer from an early grave

So best feet forward and take care about the kind of shoes you wear
It's better to be sure, than dead, so get a hat and keep your head

Don't think to go without is brave; the effects of gravity can be grave

Dugoutpaddy · **Joined:** Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:23 am **Posts:** 1772

Augustus Windsock anyone?

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22623

This is the story of Reginald Mole-husband.
Married, two children, but who's reverse parking is a public danger.

People came from miles just to see him, bets were laid on his performance.
What he managed to miss at the back, he was sure to make up for at teh front.
Bus drivers and taxis changed their routes to avoid him, until the day that Reginald Mole-husband got it right!

Not too close, far enough forward. (come on Reginald)
And reverse in slowly (come on Reginald)
And watching traffic (come on)
And park perfectly.

Well done Reginald Mole-Husband, the safest parker in town.

parmopooly · **Posted:** Tue Oct 16, 2007 11:32 pm

they lost the Reginald Molehusband one. The guy who played him is quite cross that they did.

Joe & Petunia

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