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Fensy
 Post subject: Re: bloody gutted
PostPosted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 12:43 pm 
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Have you renamed it Jolene Porter then?
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gremmlin
 Post subject: Re: bloody gutted
PostPosted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 12:46 pm 
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chip fireball wrote:
bought a hamster on wednesday.

called it joel porter.

just discovered its a bloody girl. rage rage rage


did it have a tree with it bbolt

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Walsallmom
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 12:50 pm 
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chip fireball wrote:
bought a hamster on wednesday.

called it joel porter.

just discovered its a bloody girl. rage rage rage



How did you find out it was a girl? There's websites for that sort of thing! :shock:
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parmopooly
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ElvisCsGlasses(TM) wrote:
My Mam's Budgie is called Tommy Miller, and laid an egg!


that is the best random one-liner I've seen for yonks that's made me laugh like f-u-ck!!!
Gold star!!!!
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Gibsons Beard
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chip fireball wrote:
the bairn told me it was a girl as soon as she saw it. to be honest i was so distraught i didnt actually ask how she knew.

its taken me 13 year to get another one after the tragic death of lenny johnrose.


clappp

this thread had me in stitches rolfl

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Mr Irrelevant
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 12:59 pm 
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Chip, this pop group you were in, it wasn't the 'pet shop boys' by any chance was it?

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Homosexual who gains sexual gratification from inserting small animals (e.g. hamsters) into their rectum
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Hawklord
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 3:25 pm 
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Chip will be much to modest to answer that so I will for him - they did certainly play at a level higher than reasonable. Making an appearence in one of Peelies Festive Fifties.
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Hawklord
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I can't see that image on my computer - what is it?
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Mr Ripper
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Hawklord wrote:
I can't see that image on my computer - what is it?


Mr Chip in a dress :laugh:

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Hawklord
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That's the lovely Annemari Davies, Chip is the one looking like a prototype Kurt Cobain. It's the look that launched a thousand slacker, shoe gazing, indie bands.
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townendtimmy
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 5:21 pm 
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Chip have you still not had a haircut.
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Hawklord
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Sorry - thought you were being modest today :uhoh:
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townendtimmy
 Post subject: Re: bloody gutted
PostPosted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 9:42 am 
chip fireball wrote:
jeez tim, you only seen me a fortnight ago with short hair. it dont grow back that quick.

and it was 2 john peel festive 50's if we are going to drag skeletons out of the closet and an appearance in the nmes top 50 singles of the year. :evil:



Tut, Tut rolfl rolfl
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Salty
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 10:14 am 
chip fireball wrote:
i was probably the least talented musician in the history of music. but i played at a decent level. :wink:


are we related?! :laugh:
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