5 guests to avoid at dinner!

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Fri Sep 22, 2006 10:10 am

Living or dead...

1) Sir Cliff Richard
2) Janet Street-Porter
3) Jacques Chirac
4) Mary Whitehouse
5) Michael Jackson

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Fri Sep 22, 2006 10:14 am

Julian Clary
Robbie Savage
Jonathan King
Graham Norton
The antitheist

dawlishmonkey · **Joined:** Fri Sep 01, 2006 11:53 am **Posts:** 1588

Elvis Costellos Glasses wrote:

Thatcher
Carol Thatcher
Wayne Sleep
Russell Brand
Prince Phillip

is dennis allowed in then? :laugh:

dawlishmonkey · **Joined:** Fri Sep 01, 2006 11:53 am **Posts:** 1588

bob dylan

rupert murdoch

puff diddy/daddy/doody

nick griffin

peter tatchell

am I allowed reserves?
anyone ever on big brother or any reality tv series

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Fri Sep 22, 2006 10:45 am

Jamie Oliver

Anthony Worrall Thompson

Barrymore

Craig David

Ainsley Harriot

Karl Marx · **Posted:** Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:04 am

Elvis Costellos Glasses wrote:

Russell Brand

There was a time when I'd have agreed, but the more I get to know about him, the more I think he would be an interesting guest.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22554

poolieinnottingham wrote:

Barrymore

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:08 am

Karl Marx wrote:

Elvis Costellos Glasses wrote:

Russell Brand

There was a time when I'd have agreed, but the more I get to know about him, the more I think he would be an interesting guest.

I've just had to Google him to find out who he is. Never heard off him before.

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:10 am

Tony Blair
Cherie Blair
Ian Blair
Lionel Blair
Any other bastad ((c)ADG) called Blair

Click on this:

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library ... sslove.mov

Funny as ((c)Salty), if it wasn't so true.

parmopooly · **Posted:** Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:16 am

1) David Hodgson
2) Carlton Palmer
3) Graham Poll
4) Martin Scott
5) Idi Amin

poolpower · **Posted:** Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:26 am

Thatcher any of them including BEN
Jeffrey Archer
Lord Soames
John Major
William Haig
I D S

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:27 am

poolpower wrote:

Thatcher any of them including BEN
Jeffrey Archer
Lord Soames
John Major
William Haig
I D S

Do I spot a theme?

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:27 am

poolpower wrote:

Thatcher any of them including BEN
Jeffrey Archer
Lord Soames
John Major
William Haig
I D S

Errmmmm.............that's six.

The clue is in the thread title........... :uhoh:

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:27 am

Quote:

drew or michael

Michael, although I wouldn't want Drew there as she might nick me best salt cellar.

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Sep 22, 2006 12:02 pm

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

Lawrence,
Leedspoolie,
Jim Kempthorne (thick glasses steward gadgie)
Antitheist
And that bloke we know who has an "odd" taste in DVDs :wink:

Why not Lawrence, like?? :? :?

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Fri Sep 22, 2006 12:12 pm

1. Ben Elton, Tory Lickspittle
2. Dianne Abbott, see above
3. George Galloway, Possible more corrupt, morally, the Tony Blair
4. Michael Foot, for helping keep the Tories in power
5. Germaine Greer

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Sep 22, 2006 12:33 pm

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

Lawrence,
Leedspoolie,
Jim Kempthorne (thick glasses steward gadgie)
Antitheist
And that bloke we know who has an "odd" taste in DVDs :wink:

Why not Lawrence, like?? :? :?

Have you ever tried discussing Banach Space Theory with him? :roll:

Oddly enough I haven't. You??

I know it's become a pre-game ritual with a lot of the kids to go and see what he's got stuck up in his windows.

Karl Marx · **Posted:** Fri Sep 22, 2006 12:34 pm

TalbotAvenger wrote:

5. Germaine Greer

Seriously? Whatever you think of her, she'd keep it lively. She makes Dibbs looks quiet!

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Fri Sep 22, 2006 12:38 pm

Karl Marx wrote:

TalbotAvenger wrote:

5. Germaine Greer

Seriously? Whatever you think of her, she'd keep it lively. She makes Dibbs looks quiet!

Aye, your not wrong, can I change her for Vansessa Feltz, the fat fraud!

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Sep 22, 2006 12:38 pm

Where is the verbose Mr Gloves today??

And no it doesn't mean any of the proscribed things to do with Dibble...... :roll:

Karl Marx · **Posted:** Fri Sep 22, 2006 12:39 pm

TalbotAvenger wrote:

Karl Marx wrote:

TalbotAvenger wrote:

5. Germaine Greer

Seriously? Whatever you think of her, she'd keep it lively. She makes Dibbs looks quiet!

Aye, your not wrong, can I change her for Vansessa Feltz, the fat fraud!

You sure can; now that's a good choice. Pure waste of space that woman.

Fensy · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:15 pm **Posts:** 6471

Pooliekev wrote:

Where is the verbose Mr Gloves today??

He is probably sat watching the golf with his trousers round his ankles :roll:

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22554

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

Karl Marx wrote:

TalbotAvenger wrote:

5. Germaine Greer

Seriously? Whatever you think of her, she'd keep it lively. She makes Dibbs looks quiet!

I've had her :grin:

You and half the english speaking world. What was it Mrs Merton said:

"ermm Germaine, whats the difference between being a pioneer of womens sexual freedom and just being a bit of an old slapper" ?

Cowboy · **Posted:** Fri Sep 22, 2006 1:07 pm

Mary Whitehouse
Lord Longford
Janet Street Porter
Princess Diana
Melvyn Bragg

Karl Marx · **Posted:** Fri Sep 22, 2006 2:11 pm

Mr I wrote:

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

Karl Marx wrote:

TalbotAvenger wrote:

5. Germaine Greer

Seriously? Whatever you think of her, she'd keep it lively. She makes Dibbs looks quiet!

I've had her :grin:

You and half the english speaking world. What was it Mrs Merton said:

"ermm Germaine, whats the difference between being a pioneer of womens sexual freedom and just being a bit of an old slapper" ?

The libel laws prevent me from saying more! :shock:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Sep 22, 2006 5:49 pm

1. Rio Ferdinand
2. (Dog) Posh Spice
3. Jamie Oliver
4. Adam Baldwin
5. Cherie Blur

And another 1001 other so called celebs!!!! :-X :grin:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Fri Sep 22, 2006 5:56 pm

if you sprayed them with a fire extinguisher, would it be known as 1001 dry foam?

katcha · **Posted:** Fri Sep 22, 2006 6:31 pm

blair

gillian mckeith

anyone who is an OTT fag - ie norton,savage et les autres.

anyone who has ever been in eastenders

anyone who has ever been on big brother

linighan_sisters · **Posted:** Fri Sep 22, 2006 6:59 pm

Gordon Brown's joke writer (can't be up to much)

BritishWestHpool · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:35 pm **Posts:** 1243

Celine Dion
Michael Bolton
That tit off top gear - not the one in hospital the other one with curly hair.
George Galloway (agreed - prime arsehole and reason for never voting anything ever)
Noddy (bought my son the dvd and he is such an arrogant smarmy little 'lovely lovely person'. I was wish someone would stick a box of dynamite under his stupid little car - preferably sly and gobbo)
Thank you

Cowboy · **Posted:** Fri Sep 22, 2006 9:48 pm

BritishWestHpool wrote:

Celine Dion
Michael Bolton
That tit off top gear - not the one in hospital the other one with curly hair.
George Galloway (agreed - prime arsehole and reason for never voting anything ever)
Noddy (bought my son the dvd and he is such an arrogant smarmy little c***. I was wish someone would stick a box of dynamite under his stupid little car - preferably sly and gobbo)
Thank you

You can't dislike NODDY, Enid Blyton & arrogant smarmy little tw@ts are our heritage

poolpower · **Posted:** Fri Sep 22, 2006 10:55 pm

Pooliekev wrote:

poolpower wrote:

Thatcher any of them including BEN
Jeffrey Archer
Lord Soames
John Major
William Haig
I D S

Errmmmm.............that's six.

The clue is in the thread title........... :uhoh:

as i was not going to attend i sent ID S in my place
any way i have seniority on this board ask Muttley

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:10 pm

Alastair MacGowan
Pauline Black (The Selecter)
Tim Henman
Ant n Dec
James Blunt

Mute Witness · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:10 am **Posts:** 3568

I've got some explanations

1. Richey Edwards (Manic Street Preachers), one of the biggest tw@ts in the world.
2. Alan Shearer, I'd fall asleep.
3. Matt Clarke (the one who plays for Darlow, not my cousin), I know an ex- PE teacher who used to teach him. In a nutshell he described him as all brawn and no brain and said he was a bit of a tit, I agree.
4. Prince Charles, no explanation required.
5. Desmond Lynam, likewise no explanation needed.

Done.

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Sat Sep 23, 2006 12:41 am

DanielGaunt wrote:

I've got some explanations

1. Richey Edwards (Manic Street Preachers), one of the biggest tw@ts in the world.

Done.

Is he the one who is supposed to be dead, but is really still writing the songs?

Mute Witness · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:10 am **Posts:** 3568

TalbotAvenger wrote:

DanielGaunt wrote:

I've got some explanations

1. Richey Edwards (Manic Street Preachers), one of the biggest tw@ts in the world.

Done.

Is he the one who is supposed to be dead, but is really still writing the songs?

Bingo, if he is dead after all...I'll never have to have dinner with him, which is a great thing. :grin:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Sep 23, 2006 3:56 am

GroovyCrimes wrote:

Pauline Black (The Selecter)

FUCK-OFF!!!!

She's my mate and anyway....the PA was shit that night!!!!

But then again I will admit she has got a very large bag of chips on her shoulder(s)!!!! :grin:

:sweet:

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