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parmopooly
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 10:09 am 
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Once upon a time there was a little yorkshire man called Daniel.

He was a canny lad but he had a short attention span, and after doing well for a year or so his mind would drift and he'd start doing silly things...

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Mister Ed
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Mr Ripper wrote:
Once upon a time there was a little yorkshire man called Daniel.

He was a canny lad but he had a short attention span, and after doing well for a year or so his mind would drift and he'd start doing silly things...


he had a terrible habit of tryin to fix things, (which are not broken), as such after a year of clean sheets & good runs, he decided enough was enough, and dismantled a defence which had served him well,...he thought that..........

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Spender
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 1:02 pm 
He'd re-signed Mark Tinkler............
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who he put on the bench, in place of Ben Clark ...

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Mister Ed
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ben feeling left out of losing the nice warm comfortable bench seat set of to find his fortune, first he tried.......

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Mister Ed
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darloidton, but it was a silly place so quickly he ran to.........

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Spender
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:25 pm 
Three numbers up, oooohh a tenner.......
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Mister Ed
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so he took the tenner to fred bet, who said he would give him 130 to 1 he won't start a game this season at the vic, ben said.......

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...in that case I'll have a grand on that and promptly broke his own leg.

Just at that moment the phone rang in the VP exec offices and...

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it rang & rang & rang because being 23:00hrs no-one was there, but the answer phone clicked in with the following message..........

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can I have two large donners and a margherita...........

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