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Dugoutpaddy · **Joined:** Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:23 am **Posts:** 1772

ECG 8* - After a quiet start the big lad really showed his prowess with a hot pasty, on this performance It won't be long before he's queuing for a pie.

Muttley 5 - The influential Mr Muttley has been somewhat missing of late, drifting in an out and is not threatening the opposition as he used to

Ripper 7 - Not the best performance by the Ripster despite constant niggling hasn't been able to get the bites he thrives on

Mr I 5 - No sign of the governors calming influence and worldly observations, begs the question 'was he at the game?'

Chip F 3 - what started as an uncomplicated observation seems to have developed into an hysterical obsession, needs to change his signature.

pooli Kev 6.5 The surreal Pu Li Kev, only fleeting glimpses of the incisive humour that has made him a crowd favourite.

Tree with Ham 4.5 The old warrior has developed an unhealthy tendency to attack his own team without warning when things are not going well.

Tax Paying P 7.5 TPP is maturing into the poster we all knew he could be, 'coming of age' springs to mind.

ADG 3 What has happened to the master of disguise? On recent performances he could be past it.

Salty 4 Poor effort from the East Cleveland lush, needs to take more water with it, the paradiddles are just not there any more.

Mr Ed 2 Fookin Cart Horse...

:wink:

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Mon Oct 01, 2007 8:17 am

negative negative negative, this board is gettin more like rivals everyday, we are now even postin negative post about each other,,,....

as for cart horses, they bring memories back for the older more mature fans like yourself, i try my best then whosh i,m reiddiculed for it, thats it

I RESIGN!

yawn2

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Oct 01, 2007 8:30 am

Dugoutpaddy wrote:

pooli Kev 6.5 The surreal Pu Li Kev, only fleeting glimpses of the incisive humour that has made him a crowd favourite.

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Sorry mates, I've been pissed for the last month!! :uhoh:

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22622

Dugoutpaddy wrote:

Mr I 5 - No sign of the governors calming influence and worldly observations, begs the question 'was he at the game?'

I had to go to Cardiff for a 'during the wawer' thing.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7020079.stm

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Mon Oct 01, 2007 11:38 am

Master of Disguise wrote:

All I can say is: Number 9. :sweeeet:

... is Brian Horne

Dugoutpaddy · **Joined:** Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:23 am **Posts:** 1772

MadJohn wrote:

I think ECG deserves credit for trying to bring other people into the game. I was offered a chip, I turned it down.

My loss, and a possible reason why I remain outside the first team. sadx

The very reason Mr Glasses was star man and your good self on the bench, a touch more effort needed in your warming up routine...take note Parmo

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Mon Oct 01, 2007 11:48 am

chip fireball wrote:

just how many poodles does mr elves have in his kennels at present ?

fetch. roll over. play dead.

sycophants of the world unite.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Mon Oct 01, 2007 12:08 pm

Pooliekev wrote:

Sorry mates, I've been pissed for the last month!! :uhoh:

And where the fook were you Sarraday? We peaked at four people in the chat room!

Dugoutpaddy · **Joined:** Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:23 am **Posts:** 1772

chip fireball wrote:

just how many poodles does mr elves have in his kennels at present ?

fetch. roll over. play dead.

sycophants of the world unite.

Salty · **Posted:** Mon Oct 01, 2007 2:34 pm

paradiddles!!! :laugh:

as if.....

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:32 pm

Richard M. Head wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

Sorry mates, I've been pissed for the last month!! :uhoh:

And where the fook were you Sarraday? We peaked at four people in the chat room!

Minging drunk after an all day sesh trying to convince this American bullshitter that a 26 year old Chinese nymphomaniac who had a thing about Captain Birdseye beards was waving at him from a shanty above a drapers across the road from the Bamboo Bar.

We did however have him standing in the middle of the road, whistling like a boiling kettle and waving a 100 yuan note above his head.

In retrospect, it was better than a 1-0 home loss to Walsall. :grin:

Salty · **Posted:** Mon Oct 01, 2007 4:37 pm

ElvisCsGlasses(TM) wrote:

I must say Ben your drumming on the cd is first class. Really good tracks on there, especially "Beams" which comes on like a cross between Julian Cope and The Smiths, which is good enough for me. Very impressed!

aw, cheers Phil!!!!
thats quite possibly the first time thats been said...ever!!! :laugh:

Karl Marx · **Posted:** Mon Oct 01, 2007 4:56 pm

chip fireball wrote:

anyhows ive started my own clique. so far theres me and joel porter in. i've invited the bairn and she has said she will think it over. so thats possibly 3.

If you leave, I'll join! :laugh:

Salty · **Posted:** Tue Oct 02, 2007 3:45 pm

ElvisCsGlasses(TM) wrote:

Salty wrote:

ElvisCsGlasses(TM) wrote:

I must say Ben your drumming on the cd is first class. Really good tracks on there, especially "Beams" which comes on like a cross between Julian Cope and The Smiths, which is good enough for me. Very impressed!

aw, cheers Phil!!!!
thats quite possibly the first time thats been said...ever!!! :laugh:

Really, really nice to hear a Local Band that doesn't sound like one as well. When we were at our peak (my previous band, not the PK's) somebody once reviewed one of our Singles (it was one of those Teesside Arts magazines) and said we were the most "Detroit-Sounding Teesside band ever", which was exactly what we were trying to be.

Dead good mate, your Singer has a certain quality about him that makes you want to listen inm case he comes up with something dafter than the last verse, a bit like 'Copey/Morrissey.

he had a lil hissy fot last week cos some young bunch of upstarts got dubbed a 'history band' or summat thereby usurping his quest to bring knowledge into the world or something...they nicked his 'thing' - the girl!! :wink:

standy up' drumming can be heard on the new single "Emilione" on the myspace page [where it can be purchased too pop pickers] - compare and contrast?
http://www.myspace.com/idiotsavantbanduk

Emilione was Marco Polo's wife.
This song was written about..........ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!! :laugh:

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