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 Post subject: The King Canute of Hartlepool!!!
PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2025 6:49 pm 
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Just observed from my vantage point 2 'big' Hartlepudlian blokes going into the sea. 1st one runs at the surf...other runs back to shore...too cold for him.
The one who ran at the surf starts punching the waves as they break...then he realises that never stopped the tide...he goes lower and...HEADBUTTS the next wave!!! :laugh: :laugh:
Only in Hartlepool. :laugh: :laugh:
Sounds like a Snowy story....but I'm still stood here pissing myself laughing. :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: The King Canute of Hartlepool!!!
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Now he's just got a football and hoyed it in the air and attempted an overhead kick...that's the Coral Reef gone!!! :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: The King Canute of Hartlepool!!!
PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2025 7:07 pm 
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2 hours time.
Hero MutleyRules risks his life to rescue 2 people from the North Sea.
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 Post subject: Re: The King Canute of Hartlepool!!!
PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2025 7:15 pm 
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2 minutes like. :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: The King Canute of Hartlepool!!!
PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2025 8:49 pm 
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MutleyRules wrote:
Just observed from my vantage point 2 'big' Hartlepudlian blokes going into the sea. 1st one runs at the surf...other runs back to shore...too cold for him.
The one who ran at the surf starts punching the waves as they break...then he realises that never stopped the tide...he goes lower and...HEADBUTTS the next wave!!! :laugh: :laugh:
Only in Hartlepool. :laugh: :laugh:
Sounds like a Snowy story....but I'm still stood here pissing myself laughing. :laugh:

See, it’s addictive…like the tattoo’d granny down Seaton tonight..she looked like a Victorian screen….walking :shock:

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