The "Uncle Darren" Collection, Selling fast.

Or should it be " Alright Dave Clever Dick "

Any neck supports so
We can watch the aerial hoof ball in comfort?

Just got the new ‘lines’ going on sale due to high demand.

A…..Rose tinted glasses.
B…..Combined ear muffs and Blindfolds to keep you there till the final whistle
C…..Hypnosis…guaranteed to get you to think it’s a great season every match day.
D…..’Dial Daz’ for a personal re-assurance from the man himself.
E……’Bayonet techniques’ ….a review of new defensive measures under review.
F …..’Singalong a DAZ’ featuring the Kinks, with….Hartlepool Sunset’… ‘Dedicated follower of Darren’…. ‘Tired of waiting goals’… ‘Dead End Street’…. ‘You really got me (fooled)….and many more.
These are limited edition stock (limited to what we can flog)

You gonna be outside the Vic wv yer barrer?

Maybe the team coach could have "I was a Premiership Coach" painted down the sides

Really like that

And
Then i got sacked for bullying.

Shouldn't that say "I got sacked for bulling"?

The club has gone a bit ‘Del Boy’ to be fair.

A bit Chas & DAVE i think

No problem….

How about….
Margate……...His next club………shut the gate on the way out

Rabbit…….he certainly does

Snooker loopy……….more like defence loopy

Wish that I could write a love song……….or a coherent team strategy

Gertcha……. gear and bugger off.

And don’t forget that all time classic....’Ain’t No Pleasing You’ - for us ‘Clever Dick’ fans.

Didn’t wanna use it because there actually is no pleasing us

I dont care I dont care I dont care if he comes round here
I got my beer in the sideboard here let mother sort it out
if he comes round here

I expect Sarlly hums this Chaz and Dave block buster as drives home after another heroic but ultimately futile attack versus defence perormance at the Vic. The "he" refers to Raj as far as Sarlly is concerned.